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Is there an evil monkey in your closet?

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Is there an evil monkey in your closet?

1

Do you hear evil screeches at night coming from your closet?

YES I DO! HE'S GONNA GET ME!
Sometimes, but I may just be insane.
No. There is no such things as evil monkeys.

2

Do you find traces of fur in your room?

Yes, but it may be my back hair.
Yes! It's so scary!
No, why would there be fur on my floor?

3

How many times has a window broken and there is no one around?

4 times, but I bet it's some kids playing baseball.
Never had one.
68 times and counting!

4

BOO!

Woah! Scared for a second...
What kind of question is that?
AHHH!

5

There is a monkey behind you.

There is? *looks* I don't see one.
AHHH! HELP ME!
You are starting to annoy me.

6

Is your name Chris?

Yeah. Why?
Wow! How did you know! Are you the monkey!
No, it isn't.

7

Do you have a talking dog, a fat father, and an evil younger brother?

I watch that show!
WOW! You're a psychic!
Do you have special needs?

8

Is there a gun in your closet?

Yes! It's the monkey's!
No. Do you think I'm a killer?
Yes...why would you want to know?

9

What is your IQ?

What's an IQ?
78
-12...

10

Cheese.

Yum.
That isn't a question!
AHH! THE MONKEY!

Comments (1)

420herpderp69 (02569)

1960 days ago

,,,, this was beautiful.

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