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Are You a Farter or a Belcher? Quiz

15 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2005-11-15 - 26,335 taken - 5 people like it

Which are you? Don't know? Take the quiz. Don't care? Take the quiz anyway.

1

Do you think you are a farter or a belcher?

Don't know
Belcher
Farter

2

Where does gas usually pass out of you?

Top
Bottom
Both

3

What sound does it make?

Urrrp!
Both sounds.
PFFFFFFT!

4

Does it stink?

Horribly.
Sometimes.
Not too badly.

5

Which is funnier, belching or farting?

Farting
Belching
Neither

6

What is your motto?

Better to belch than to have a hurting stomach.
I don't have a motto.
Too much fruit can make ya toot.

7

Grapes or beans?

Beans
Both
Grapes

8

How does tickling affect you?

It does not make me laugh but it makes me fart.
It makes me laugh and belch.
It makes me laugh.

9

Would you ever exercise just so you could fart?

No. Go away. Far far FAR away!
No. I rather make myself burp.
Yes, in fact I do it often.

10

Drinking a lot of soda or armpit noises?

Neither.
Drinking a lot of soda that way I can belch the national anthem.
Armpit noises! Pffft! Pffft! Pffffft! Pfffft!

11

Ronald McDonald farted.

Go Ronald!
So?
Loser!

12

Barney belched on television.

Barney rocks!
Um, that's nice.
Down with Barney!

13

Choose a poem.

I belched today. I belch all day. I like to belch in every way.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You belong in the zoo.
Farting is fantastic. It really feels so good. I'd fart all day in every way as much as I could.

14

Do you ever fart and belch at the same time?

I belch.
No.
I fart.

15

What did you think of this quiz?

BRRRRAAAAWWPPPPP!
I am not even going to go there.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Comments (4)

Liv (26930)

74 days ago

I am 100 % a belcher i burp a lot when im in class burp pardon me

Helen (26930)

74 days ago

I am both but i do burp a bit more i swollow lots of air

Kayley (34953)

229 days ago

I do both but I pass gas more. I'm always letting out tiny little audible farts. I burp only a few times a day

Allie (95615)

809 days ago

I don't fart but I burp a LOT. I burp at least 7 times after a meal and 3 times after drinking a glass of water. And whenever I drink soda, I burp every few sips I take

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