What Kind of Fart Are You?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2021-02-24 - 1,747 taken - 4 people like it

Tooting, Breaking Wind, Passing Gas, Cutting Cheese, whatever you call it, we all do it (especially after Chipotle). Sometimes silently out in public, or boisterous bombs in our sweats on the couch in the comfort of home. But which type of fart are? Go ahead and find out you stinkers!

1

Out of the available options, which is your favorite food?

Eggs
Ice Cream
Cheese
Burritos
Beans

2

Which of these songs describes you best?

Everyday Normal Guy- Jon Lajoie
All About That Bass- Meghan Trainor
The Sound of Silence- Simon and Garfunkel
Toxic- Britney Spears
Oops! I Did It Again- Britney Spears

3

Which of These is Your Favorite Fart Euphemism?

Cut the Cheese
Beefers
Poofs
Rippers
Whoppers

4

Which of These is the Worst Place to Fart?

On an airplane
In a gymnasium
In a quiet movie theater
A crowded elevator
During an exam

5

How Likely Are You to Toot in Public?

Unlikely
Neither likely nor unlikely
Likely
Very Likely

6

Which of These is Your Most Embarrassing Fart Moment (If none apply simply pick the one you're most likely to do).

You farted in class and the teacher though there was a gas leak
Watching a movie w/ your crush and you audibly tooted
Waking people up at sleepover due to the volume of your fart
Letting out a massive fart whilst doing sit-ups in gym
That you farted and...uh... had an *accident*

7

What Do You Say After You Fart in Class?

"I NEVER PASS GAS! THAT WASN'T ME!"
"Can I go to the bathroom real quick?"
"Excuse me."
Laugh along and say "Alright, alright, no more Mexican food before class!"
"Uh... I think that was the dolomite outside?"

8

What Do You Say When Say When Someone Else Farts in Class?

"weak."
*LAUGHS*
"EW, WHO CUT ONE?"
"You should probably check your underwear."

9

What Would Your Chair Say If it Could Speak?

"You have some AWFUL breath!"
"Woah! You're like a mini gas station."
"I AM TAKING YOU TO COURT FOR ASSAULT!"
"PLEASE ease up on the dairy, IT SMELLS LIKE AN OUTHOUSE IN HERE!"
"Thank you so much for saving all your stored gas for me." *rolls eyes*

10

What Is The Greatest Feature of Your Farts?

The smell
The sound
The length
They're all equal. No gas discrimination
Nothing... they are all gross

Comments (5)

Helen (11407)

213 days ago

I am a classic toot makes scense i stink and im really gassy

SHAYNE (37959)

213 days ago

I AM A CLASSIC TOOT BABY!

violet (86931)

946 days ago

ewww a wet fart! this quiz was really funny xD

Nick (01051)

947 days ago

For a quiz about farts it sure is thorough I guess

jordan (42898)

947 days ago

I give creativity points for whoever did this because it was very interesting

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