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Cheese Shortage test

10 Questions - Developed by: cheesy McCheesington - Updated on: 2005-02-15 - Developed on: 2005-02-04 - 8,933 taken - User Rating: 3.6 of 5 - 115 votes

How exactly would you cope in a cheese shortage? Would you rejoice? Would you end up in the nut house? Find out here!

1

Your flat mate/relative comes home from the supermarket and declares a cheese shortage, and couldn't bring any home. You...

scream and start punching a pillow
roll into a ball and shake
So, it's just cheese

2

The next day, you walk into the kitchen to make cheese on toast, and suddenly remember the shortage. You...

become angry at the fridge and then start crying and hug it saying 'I'm sorry, I know its not your fault'
Sob like a baby until someone brings you a bar of chocolate
Looks like it's just toast for me today... oh well.

3

You are walking in the park when you stumble upon a piece of paper with plans to steal the remaining cheese and chuck it in the sea. You...

Turn it into the police. Could be serious!
Scream, then faint with the paper clutched in your hand
Instantly begin plotting ways to intercept the cheese transport, then punch the living daylights out of the driver.

4

So, you have been without cheese you a week. What do you say?

Why are you taking this to be such a problem? Get a life.
cheese, must have cheese. BANG BANG BANG. hehe.
*holding hammer* I'm late, for err, a ... err, yes. Bye!

5

You wake from a dream about cheese, and discover you are craving it and can't sleep. What do you do?

kick your wardrobe hard and hobble back to bed
Read, always helps me keep my mind off bad situations. Not that its that bad...
roll around on the floor singing, 'here we go round the cheesy bush, cheesy bush, cheesy bush!'

6

You end up home alone for the day. What's on your mind?

WAAA! I WANT CHEEEESSSSEEEEE!
I wonder who will win the next general election....
If I found someone had cheese, well, I'd kill them I would!

7

You are in a supermarket, and happen to see the vacant cheese shelves. What do you do?

throw your basket at it. These shortages just make you so angry...
I'm sorry, which cheese shelf?
hug the shelf and sob, 'WHY? WHY THE CHEESE?' and hiss at anyone who comes too close

8

You are in the high street and see a person eating cheese. You

Hug their leg and beg for a little of it. Then when they refuse cry and bite them
Who has cheese? oh, him. Oooh, what a lovely top!
go up to them and point two fingers at their head and say in a threatening voice, give me the cheese, or I'll shoot'

9

You start seeing cheese everywhere, everything is made of cheese. You...

try to chew a piece of a cash machine
Go straight to a hospital
fall to your knees and scream, 'YES! YES! IT'S ALL OVER!'

10

You have been without (real) cheese for a month. How are you coping?

Why do you keep asking me these questions? I'M FINE!
You have cheese don't you, yes, you do... why I ought to...
I have cheese, see, *hold out a selection of coins and bottle caps* SEE! HA! HAHA! meep!

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