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Could you walk a straight line right now? Pass a field sobriety test? Get arrested for drunk driving? Will you have a pounding headache tomorrow morning? Is it time to down something besides an alcoholic drink? Have you lost count of how many drinks you've had? Find out exactly how drunk you are now! Alcohol affects us all differently, so you might be surprised by your result! Are you only just legally drunk, or so far gone, you won't remember dancing on your neighbor's car hood tomorrow, or all the crazy phone calls you made to your ex? Stop trying to set a world record for blood alcohol content for a reasonable time and take this quiz!

Only take this quiz if you have actually been very tipsy/drunk more than once ^^

For people who are of age, and can begin to drink and drive (although not at the same time), it can be exciting! Obviously, one must be cautious not to drink too much, but we all know that everyone does sometimes. Take this quiz to see exactly how drunk you are!

This test will help determine if you need to spend the rest of your miserable life in AA meetings learning to get rid of your drinking problem.

Are you a real alcoholic? - find out