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Are The Banana's Out To Get You?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-06-01 - 7,075 taken

ARE the bananas out to get you? Take this test to see if you will die by banana peel!

1

When you go out, do you see a lot of yellow?

IT'S NOT THE BANANA'S! IT'S THE-- (Author covers your mouth)
Yes... they're all after me lucky charms...
Uh... banana's are yellow? Mine are always brown...
Of course not. I see as much yellow as there is, not any more.

2

Is there mysterious squishy notes on your doorstep when you get up in the morning?

Well... (hides note behind back) not that I could say...
Yes... but it could be from the cat... he's after the lucky charms too...
What!
(Breaks free) I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT-- (giant net this time)
Are you insane?

3

Do you have a large tendency to fall?

I'm insane... what more can I say?
what the heck does that have to do with banana's?
(screams from net) IT'S THE-- (author stuffs net into your mouth)
Yeah, but that's only because I'm clumsy, right?

4

Oh, no... What's your favorite color?

purple/pink
green/brown
red/orange
Blue/black

5

Be there pirates!

Tell me already! Are the banana hordes out to get me! (me: .....)
Yeah, but they're not real pirates. They're only banana's PRETENDING to be pirates.
And that has to do with the banana's... why?
(spits out net) NO! NOT PIRATES! IT'S THE FLIPPING--

6

Have the monkey's all gone home yet?

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S NOT MONKEYS!
I thought this test was about banana's!
you suck.
Yes... the banana's kicked their butts...

7

Is there a banana on your head?

Of course not. I am sane. What sane person would have a banana on their head?
NO! I'M TOO BUSY RUNNING FROM... did you hear that?
It is... what, do you have a problem with it?
NO! THEY'VE FOUND ME ALREADY! (attacks own head)

8

Are there psychopathic banana's after you?

YES! YES THEY ARE! SAVE ME!
I thought you were going to tell me...
Sh... what was that noise?
Of course not. Banana's are neither psychopathic or after me. They are merely nutritious.

9

What was that noise!

Uh... I think that was my dog farting.
I said, shut up! Wait, you heard it too? That means.... RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Are you taking medication?
IT'S THE BANANA'S! THEIR AFTER ME!

10

WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?

STOP TALKING! RUN!
Are they after me or not?
Uh... the wall... I keep it there to protect myself from the banana's...
It's the wee people... they want to steal me lucky charms....
NOOOOOO! THE BANANA'S ARE HERE!

Comments (3)

Jon Paulina (99156)

1044 days ago

THIS ISNT TINDER...!

Oh and Bernard I’m still stalking you.

Jon Paulina (99156)

1044 days ago

THE WHAT YOU UGlY

The Dancing Minstrel (34975)

1342 days ago

THE CHICKENS ARE OUT TO GET ME

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