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The amazing and fantastic cheesecake quiz!

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-03-15 - 7,920 taken

Have you ever wondered how many children the average cheesecake has? Or who rules the cheesecake kingdom? Now it's your chance to find out!

1

What is the life expectancy of the average cheesecake?

157 years
2 weeks
3 days
3 million years
82 years

2

Who are the royal family and the leaders of the cheesecake population?

Strawberry
chocolate chip
lemon
mint

3

What is the capital city of cake kingdom, the land of the cheesecakes?

Yummuy
Cake town
Cheesecake town
Chissania

4

What is the most popular name for the cheesecake children this year?

Lipsy
Berry
Jenny
Holly

5

In what year was the cheesecake revolution from the evil munchies?

2001 AD
204 AD
2346 BC
1905 AD
12783049 BC

6

What is the fertility rate of the female cheesecakes?

0.75
174
3.6
9.2
1.2

7

Do the cheesecakes have a national health service?

yes, but it's only a few years old
Not any more, it collapsed after the revolution
yes, after the revolution they decided to celebrate with free medical care!
When the Roman empire collapsed, so did the cheesecake empire and all its glory

8

How many life partners do cheesecakes have?

Just the one soul mate
as many as they feel like, divorce is very common
none, they produce asexually
About 6 on the go at once

9

At what age do cheesecakes learn to walk?

2
34
209
15

10

And finally.... do you like cheesecake?

it's ok, not my favourite
Yes! yes! yes!
I like to learn about their lives but not eat them
Yuck!

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