Are You A Schizophrenic?

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Did you hear that door close? Uh oh, they're coming for you!

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    Did you hear that noise?
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    Do you see footsteps in the grass around you're house?
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    Do your neighbors ever seen suspicious?

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    Do you often threaten innocent people?
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    Do you ever admit to having schizophrenia?
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    Do you suspect your relatives are forming an alliance to scam you out of your money, house and car?

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    Did you buy a dog that is supposed to guard your valuables, but you think that he/she is on the plan too?
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    Are you always aware and waste hundreds and thousands of dollars on equipment to safe guard your money?
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    What do you do to calm yourself?
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    Finally, I am in your house right now and I am stealing your money. What do you do?

Comments (5)

autorenew

790 days ago
hahaha I'm insane, depressed, suicidal, and now schizophrenic!
1254 days ago
Lame-o with a capital L-A-M-E-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1557 days ago
This is just plain insulting!
2141 days ago
Oh wow this was hilarious! Maybe now I should go tip over someone in a wheelchair!!
2338 days ago
You are a complete imbecile if you think this is humorous.