Are You Up For Some Trick Questions?

There are five birds sitting on an electrical wire. Two were shot and killed by a hunter. How many are left?

A big turtle is walking with a little turtle. The little turtle is the big turtle's son, but the big turtle isn't the dad. Who is the big turtle?

What's 1+2+3+4+5+6+.....+98+99+100?

A man is condemned to death. He has to choose a room.
Room #1: A fiery inferno
Room #2: Thirty assassins with loaded guns.
Room #3: A room full of hungry lions that haven't eaten in three months.
Which room is the safest?

Jim's peacock laid an egg on Bobby's lawn. Whose egg is it?

What's 1+1?

A magician said he would give $100,000 to anyone who could survive underwater for 10 minutes. A young boy volunteered and won. How is that possible?

How much dirt is in a 21 foot by 67 foot by 99 foot by 23 foot hole? (No calculators!)

A black dog was sleeping in the middle of a road. A black car was driving in the same lane the dog was sleeping in. The black car had no headlights and the street lights were broken. But the car's driver stopped right before he hit the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

There are 16 grapes on a tree. Tim took 12. How many grapes are left?

If you're going 55 mph, how many mph are you going?