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What part of the female body are you? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2004-08-15 - 43,133 taken - 10 people like it

Check to see what part of the female body you would best befit to compliment the whole.

1

You see a $100 bill poking out the top of a big nasty wad of dog poop. Would you...

Pick it up with a tissue, shake off the residue then head to the nearest mall.
Vomit and move on
Ignore it and move on, you dont need no stinking $100 bill.
Pick it up by your thumb and index finger, and hold it like that until you got it home.
Hide it under a piece of newspaper, and come back later to retrieve it with a pair of rubber gloves.

2

You see an elderly person coming out of the grocery store. The plastic bag they were carrying splits in two. What do you do?

You take time to assist the person.
Snicker to yourself and move on, you have a meeting to get to.
Send your children over to assist the person. Good manners are important.
Say Flimsy no good bags! Out loud, to draw attention to the person's plight, then move on.
Stop long enough to see if someone else will help- then move on.

3

Your partner is unable to accurately balance the checkbook. Do you.....

Laugh and move on, they dont need no stinking balanced checkbook.
Suggest they start using a credit card instead.
Check the balances yourself, and make sure to point out the mistakes when you find them. (And you will!)
Call them names and do it yourself.
Patiently go over the balances with your partner until the problem is resolved.

4

Your little brother cuts his finger on broken glass lying in the street. Do you....

Laugh and scare him by saying how much the Tetanus shots are going to hurt.
Scream bloody murder and hope someone comes to assist.
Tear a piece from your new FUBU shirt to wrap around his finger to stop the bleeding.
Panic and pled with him not to die on you.
Faint

5

Your Mother just came out of the ladies room with half her dressed tucked inside her pantyhose. Do you.....

Walk close behind her until you reach your car.
Yell Mom your dress is stuffed in your pantyhose! Loudly as payback for embarrassing you at your birthday party last week.
Stop her and correct the problem, then move on as if nothing unusual happened.
Back away slowly, and move way left.
Whisper in her ear and spread you coat open until she adjusts herself.

6

Your dog is pooping in the local Police Chiefs front yard. Do you...

Try to draw attention away from the deed by informing the Police Chief that his car is parked awfully close to that fire hydrant.
Apologize profusely and pick it up with your bare hands.
Drag the dog out of the yard whole shes still pooping.
Say, Good Fifi, go pee-pee, good pee-pee. And hope no one noticed it was actually number two.
Say, You know that is actually very nutritional for your grass. Mine grow like weeds. Then move on quickly.

7

Your partner purchased an expensive outfit for you for your birthday. But the color of the shoes they selected does not go with the outfit- at all. Do you,...

Ask your partner how they could have made such a stupid selection, slam the shoes back in the box, slam the box down. Then run away crying brokenhearted.
Smile and bear it.
Say the shoes are the wrong size (even though they are not) And tell your partner you will have to return them.
Say, Oh Honey what a wonderful surprise! While flipping through the phone book for the stores returns department
Tell your partner the color of the shoes does not go with the rest of the outfit and ask if they would like to accompany you in exchanging them.

8

As you and your boss are walking back to work from lunch, a bird drops a load of poop on his hairpiece. Your boss doesnt notice, so do you,.....

Let him wear his poop like a medal.
Say nothing until you get back to the office, then tell everyone but him.
Tell him a bird just pooped on his head and let him clean it up himself.
Take out a tissue and try to clean it up quickly, so your boss will see your efficiency in action.
Have a boss wig poop party in honor of the occasion. And celebrate it every year thereafter.

9

Its the night before the Halloween party at your kids' school. You still havent made a costume for them yet. Do you....

Take them to the nearest costume shop and let them have the pick of the litter, no expense spared.
Dress them in a trash bag and tell them to pretend.
Work like crazy sewing all night so you don't disappoint them.
Talk Grandma into sewing like crazy all night while you sleep in peace.
Lie and tell them the party was cancelled because a bad witch burned down the school.

10

Your Father breaks wind as he is getting up from his chair at the Thursday night Bible study class. Everyone heard it, do you.....

Say Geeze Dad, I told you not to eat all those beans! Loudly- to pay him back for embarrassing you at your birthday party last week.
Clear your throat loudly, hoping people will think that you made the noise.
Pray for a miracle
Laugh it off and exit stage right
Try to blame it on Justin Whiplers, to take the focus off your Dad

Comments (9)

Mikeee (18400)

728 days ago

Female breasts , i hope have it and complete the transform🥰

Addison (62369)

746 days ago

I got the woman Breasts

Addison (62369)

746 days ago

I got the woman 🦄

some dude (43900)

1106 days ago

A womans mind. cool

Alienfreak#1 (48834)

1112 days ago

Apparently I am the breast!🤣 The definition was a bit werird I must say. But in general this was a good quiz. I throughly enjoyed it! 👍👏

gabyy (11817)

1126 days ago

oh yes im the noggin

Quizzer (24533)

1992 days ago

I am a womens 🕊... soft and cuddly...

Kutu (83224)

2051 days ago

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Sexy Sanu (83224)

2051 days ago

they said i m women breasts.. soft and cuddly.. I liked it very much..

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