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Would you make a good nursing student?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2006-11-01 - 45,086 taken - User Rating: 3.4 of 5 - 229 votes

This test is meant to be purely fun. It shows you if your "style" is in line with a typical nursing school's. This doesn't show how good of a nurse you will be, but rather, how easy you will find nursing school.

1

If you find an injured bird on the street, what do you do?

Call a vet and ask them what to do.
Scoop it up, take it to the vet, and demand they fix it.
Walk away, knowing that a cat will eat it soon and put it out of its misery.
Pick it up, comfort it, feeling conflicted over what the best option is before quickly acting upon it
Put it out of its misery using a humane means, understanding that it is all part of the circle of life.

2

You ask an experienced co-worker a simple question. She/he immediately snarls at you, insults your intelligence, and uses every means available to make you feel like an idiot for asking the question. What do you do?

Act as though you weren't hurt, but cry for hours when you get home. But you get over it and move on.
Question your own intelligence, wondering if you are in the right profession.
Run to your boss. There is no reason to be treated like this! Demand that they talk to your co-worker.
Tell her assertively that her actions are inappropriate and that you deserve to be treated with respect. Seek out a solution to the conflict
Smile and walk away. Some people are just mean. Karma's a bitch. Kill them with kindness.

3

What book interests you the most?

An anatomy text book.
A biography of a women who struggled through many hardships.
A classic novel, like Great Expectations, or Jane Eyre
To heck with books! I like television!
A sociology or psychology text book.

4

Do you have ADD...or at least sometimes feel like you do?

Yes
I don't know, let me go research that and find out...
No

5

Do you find yourself to be completely anal retentive, concerning yourself with every little detail. For example, do you obsessively clean your house?

No, I'm not anal retentive at all. I'm snobby, and usually lazy.
I'm surprised I stopped to write this test! I haven't cleaned my bathtub since yesterday.
Sometimes, when the mood strikes, I will be like that.

6

Do you absolutely LOVE to talk to people? Do you wake up in the morning excited about who you may meet today?

Depends on the person.
Yes
No

7

Are you grossed out by body fluids?

Sick, gross!
NO! They're fascinating
I'm OK with them...as long as I have gloves and a gown etc.

8

You are watching the news at night, and an injustice has occurred. How do you react?

You instantly see both sides of the story. You remain calm.
The world is just unfair....not much you can do...you remain calm.
You run to your bloc to describe how it has affected you.
You tell your co-workers all about it.
You rage at the television, spreading the word. This is unacceptable!

9

Where do you live?

I live with my parents. Thank GOD! They pay for everything.
I couch surf
I live in residence at my university
I live with my boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse etc. I have been on my own for awhile
I live on my own. Man, it's a struggle...

10

Do you have children?

yes
NEVER!
no

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