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What's Your Soul Song?

10 Questions - Developed by: a bottle of orange juice that someone left sitting on the counter for too long - Developed on: 2007-06-15 - 41,756 taken - User Rating: 3.0 of 5 - 28 votes - 8 people like it

Deep, deep, deep, DEEP down inside you, you have a song in your soul. This song describes your life and plots your destiny. It is the very fiber of your being. What type of song lives inside of YOU?

1

Life is a...

Thing that we do.
Party.
Buffet.
Quest for romance.
Golden opportunity to kill helpless, innocent beings.

2

What is the meaning of life?

Death!
How the heck should I know?
Food.
Love!
Fun!

3

What is your ideal career?

I don't really know... um... yeah.
A housewife or husband.
A McDonald's employee.
A D.J. or backup dancer for a famous pop star.
A assassinate.

4

You see a lost, skinny, crying child on the streets. The child is clutching a ragged teddy bear and is dirty and cut-up. What do you do?

I give the kid some food to fatten it up.
I help the kid to the nearest hospital or doctor's office and wait with the kid until his parents are found.
I pull out my dagger and SMG and do business.
I sit beside the child and offer, "Want to listen to my IPod?"
I call my husband/wife and ask if we can adopt the child.

5

Years later, you see the same child, all grown up, being offered cigarettes/alcohol by peers. You...

I step in and tell the peers to back off.
I offer them all food or roll toward the peers and knock them over like bowling pins.
I dance my way between the kid and the peers and sing about regrets and bad choices in a high falsetto or soprano.
What kid? I killed that kid when I saw him!
I call my husband/wife and tell him/her that Junior is going to be in SO much TROUBLE...!

6

You see a person of the opposite gender coming toward you and winking/smiling flirtatiously at a party. What do you do?

I laugh and invite them to dance with me.
I run and scream, "I'm married, idiot! HELP! HELP!"
I throw food at them, screaming through a full mouth, "EAT OR BE EATEN!"
I take out my sniper, run off, crouch behind a potted plant, and fire mercilessly at everyone in the room.
I talk to them and see if I like them.

7

What do you do in your free time?

Party.
Kill.
Eat.
Stuff.
Kiss my significant other.

8

If you were a superhero/heroine, what would your name be?

Cupid
I'd be a superVILLAIN named The Killer Cuda.
The Dancer
Superman/woman/boy/girl
The Undefeated EATER

9

I can't think of any more questions. Did you like this quiz?

Yeah, I guess it was OK.
It was lovely.
WOO HOO! YEAH!
I'm hungry...
I'll be back. With weapons. I did not like your quiz.

10

See you later. Check out my other quizzes!

Whatever... hey, can I kill you later? (Me: NO.)
Sure. Bye.
Come to my party later!
I'm STILL hungry... got any food?
Sigh...

Comments (3)

No one? :D (98812)

68 days ago

Oh it’s true that the comments are free lol I-

No one? :D (98812)

68 days ago

Hi this helps me find my soul song a lot :3
Sometimes not UnU

ValerieUwU kiddo (52554)

343 days ago

? No comments Ppl IT FREAKIN FREEEE

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