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What's Your Soul Song?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2007-06-15 - 42,745 taken - User Rating: 3.0 of 5 - 28 votes - 8 people like it

Deep, deep, deep, DEEP down inside you, you have a song in your soul. This song describes your life and plots your destiny. It is the very fiber of your being. What type of song lives inside of YOU?

1

Life is a...

Buffet.
Party.
Golden opportunity to kill helpless, innocent beings.
Quest for romance.
Thing that we do.

2

What is the meaning of life?

Food.
Fun!
Love!
Death!
How the heck should I know?

3

What is your ideal career?

I don't really know... um... yeah.
A D.J. or backup dancer for a famous pop star.
A McDonald's employee.
A assassinate.
A housewife or husband.

4

You see a lost, skinny, crying child on the streets. The child is clutching a ragged teddy bear and is dirty and cut-up. What do you do?

I give the kid some food to fatten it up.
I call my husband/wife and ask if we can adopt the child.
I sit beside the child and offer, "Want to listen to my IPod?"
I pull out my dagger and SMG and do business.
I help the kid to the nearest hospital or doctor's office and wait with the kid until his parents are found.

5

Years later, you see the same child, all grown up, being offered cigarettes/alcohol by peers. You...

What kid? I killed that kid when I saw him!
I call my husband/wife and tell him/her that Junior is going to be in SO much TROUBLE...!
I dance my way between the kid and the peers and sing about regrets and bad choices in a high falsetto or soprano.
I step in and tell the peers to back off.
I offer them all food or roll toward the peers and knock them over like bowling pins.

6

You see a person of the opposite gender coming toward you and winking/smiling flirtatiously at a party. What do you do?

I talk to them and see if I like them.
I laugh and invite them to dance with me.
I take out my sniper, run off, crouch behind a potted plant, and fire mercilessly at everyone in the room.
I throw food at them, screaming through a full mouth, "EAT OR BE EATEN!"
I run and scream, "I'm married, idiot! HELP! HELP!"

7

What do you do in your free time?

Stuff.
Kill.
Kiss my significant other.
Eat.
Party.

8

If you were a superhero/heroine, what would your name be?

The Dancer
Superman/woman/boy/girl
I'd be a superVILLAIN named The Killer Cuda.
Cupid
The Undefeated EATER

9

I can't think of any more questions. Did you like this quiz?

WOO HOO! YEAH!
I'll be back. With weapons. I did not like your quiz.
It was lovely.
Yeah, I guess it was OK.
I'm hungry...

10

See you later. Check out my other quizzes!

Sigh...
Sure. Bye.
Whatever... hey, can I kill you later? (Me: NO.)
Come to my party later!
I'm STILL hungry... got any food?

Comments (3)

No one? :D (98812)

442 days ago

Oh it’s true that the comments are free lol I-

No one? :D (98812)

442 days ago

Hi this helps me find my soul song a lot :3
Sometimes not UnU

ValerieUwU kiddo (52554)

717 days ago

? No comments Ppl IT FREAKIN FREEEE

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