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Are you being... gasp STALKED! how did you know...

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Have you ever wondered if someone was out there? Did you ever get the feeling like you were being watched? Well, you probably are. But have you ever wondered if someone was stalking you? And if so, what was watching you late at night or while you read crappy thriller novels? Find out here.

1

Ahh, what a beautiful morning. You wake up one lovely Saturday morning at the crack of dawn (unlikely). It is mid-summer, the windows have been thrown open, and sunlight streams into your window. As you open one sleepy but well-rested eye (unlikely), what do you see in the window?

Balls of brown fluff gently falling to the ground.
An inhaler and what appears to be a piece of a calculator.
A tree, birds greeting the morning, the usual
A weird mist. *Hm, thought I turned that fog machine off after the seance last night...*
Random bits of wire laying on the windowsill in a massive heap.

2

You are having a luau. When Uncle Chuck decides to snap a few pictures of drunken Aunt Bessie and Granny Agnes swaying haphazardly to an old Hawaiian standard (while you look on, horrified), what appears in the background of the pictures?

Two chipmunks attacking each other, seemingly fighting over a wedge of Gouda cheese. ooh, gourmet
A pair of taped glasses falling to the ground as what appears to be a bush trying to flee the scene.
the rest of the luau scenery: tiki torches, grass skirts, fat Uncle Cletus in a coconut bra... *shudders*
Sparks flying somewhere in the distance.
A flash of light that looks vaguely like an ominous face.

3

You go to get the mail and discover that for the fourth time in the past week, you have gotten the wrong person's mail: a Ms./Mr. B. U. Teeful. It's not your mail, so you do not open it. However, what is the sender's name?

Michael McDuffy
Fur B. Friend
Mr. U. R. Maqueen
Mr. I. Luvurnuts
Mr./Ms. B. Ware

4

It is Valentine's Day, or as people without dates call it Single's Awareness Day. There's a knock on your front door. You open it and find:

Several posies with a poem that reads, "When I play D&D, there's an elf I want to be. I call him Yours. Please sail with me across Magic Shores. Be Mine!"
A toolbox filled with fake eyelashes. *WHAT!*
A package from UPS
A container full of various mixed nuts. *ooh, cashews.*
A black rose.

5

While walking home from the park late one night (yeah, right), you stroll down the street, but suddenly, you hear an odd noise. What is it?

Heavy, ominous breathing.
Shallow breathing with sporadic snorting.
High-pitched squeaks and random scratching.
A voice that says, "Me sleep bow."
The meowing of a distraught cat.

6

From question 5, when the noise stops, the source of the sound appears. What is it?

A cat trying to find its way home.
A man/girl trying to sprint across the street. The person trips once, yells "Oh, crabnoodles" and gets up to run again.
A strange mist. *Did I leave that darn machine on again?*
A blur of rodent activity,
Nothing comes out.

7

You are sitting in a restaurant/bar and the waitress brings something that you did not order over to your table. She says it was the person at the end of the counter. You look, but there's no one there. You look back to the item that was brought, what is it?

Wires covered in spaghetti sauce. *WHAT!*
A Bloody Mary.
A glass of soy milk.
A piece of horribly expensive dessert.
More nuts!

8

Someone sends you a DVD, what is it?

A home video from Uncle Chuck. *I am not watching this...*
An advertisement for robotic animal toys, that apparently sing and dance in 5 different languages. *Muy bueno!*
A pirated copy of "The Lord of the Rings." To be more exact, it's only the scenes between Aragorn and Arwen. Well, all the ones in which Arwen doesn't cry,
A couple of "The Hitcher"
Dramatic Chipmunk video from YOUTUBE.

9

It's a cold winter's day, and you've just come home from the store, trying to find the perfect gift for Granny Agnes. *She wanted something with a leopard print, but you just couldn't bring yourself to do it.* You're unlocking the front door and see that someone has written a message in the frost on the door. What does it say?

*Expletive* you, *expletive*!
Beware the mist. *I know, if I keep leaving that darn thing on...*
You are my goddess.
Random scribbles that must mean something, but you cannot discern it.
One long streak that looks like a wire. *WHAT!*

10

Someone has been going through your mail and stealing things. What do they steal?

A jar of mixed nuts. *Wait, who's sending me mixed nuts? Granny Agnes!*
Your magazines. (You get them back eventually but all the pictures of attractive men/women have been drooled on.)
Your birthday cards.
Your coupons.
Toolbox full of fake eyelashes. *WHAT?*

11

You are de-icing your freezer and happen upon a dish from the grand ole days of 1997. What is the dish?

Soy cubes. *I'm not lactose intolerant...*
Is that a head!
Mixed nuts. *ooh, a pecan*
Old meatloaf. *Smells like Granny Agnes... hm, looks like her too.*
Wires with spaghetti sauce. *WHAT?*

12

You are taking your clothing to Mr. McDuffy's Laundry Mat. You know you had an even amount of socks, but when folding them, you discover you are missing one. Instead, you are left with a note. What does it say?

A piece of wire taped to green construction paper with a burn hole in the middle. *WHAT!*
I will be using this to plot your demise.
Random scribbles and a bad drawing of a sock. *I have 5 toes, thank you.*
It's a receipt from Wal-mart.
Thanks! I'll cherish it always. This amazing object of blue cotton that is so lucky to touch thy feet!

13

You are going to pick up your General Tso's chicken at Gong Li's Chinese Emporium and Food Place. When you walk in, Gong Li greets you saying, "Ooh, Miss/Mister Person! You here just yesterday! I see you face!" What does she mean?

Someone had a t-shirt with your fact on it.
Tiny ninjas attacked GLCEaFP.
Someone carrying a voodoo doll that looks shockingly like you picked up pot stickers last Tuesday.
A little seizuring creature carrying your picture happened to walk in.
You got food a few days ago.

14

Which of these appeals the most to you? Don't worry, it's not weird.

A jar of mixed nuts. *ooh, a toasted almond*
Massive piles of dead bodies floating into the abyss. Complete with creepy mist. *That darn fog machine...*
Attractive men/women.
A calculator.
Random wires covered in spaghetti sauce. *WHAT!*

15

You have been attacked by a flying missile, called a koosh ball. When you come to and find yourself lying on the ground with a being standing over you, what is this being?

Aunt Bessie and Granny Agnes (complete with leopard prints outfits)
A beeping, flashing, seizuring... thing... *ooh, a mystery*
A hungry looking chipmunk. *screams*
That person who just won't leave you alone. You know, that one who plays D&D every night instead of Poker?
The creepy goth kid down the street in the house that's always dark and stormy. *His name's really Rick*

Comments (10)

Xoe (34739)

231 days ago

I'm staying clear of chipmunks from now on...lol.

Rosey (88458)

814 days ago

For 53% you are: Yes, you are being stalked by a humanlike entity. I'm afraid you have a human stalker, well, maybe. He/She might be more of a ghost or something like that. Either way, someone's watching you. I think. That or you should not listen to "Haunted" before bed. Sweet dreams, homey.

Bi Girl (42247)

833 days ago

I'm being stalked by a furby....I have one in my room

Alienfreak#1 (75499)

1151 days ago

I am the goth kid Rick! And that was my missile that you bumped into! Now I take your life! BWAH HAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Crystal (77690)

1171 days ago

And it is midnight right now so....

Crystal (77690)

1171 days ago

SOMEONE IS SPYING ON MEH 😑

Minecraft Villager (91448)

1315 days ago

Someone might be raiding my Minecraft village..

O H N O

Lys (63483)

1448 days ago

This is honestly a great quiz! Thanks it brightened up my day. Now I'd better go apologise to the chipmunks 💚

gothgirlnotgoth (52998)

1535 days ago

sorry goth kid rick.

Nuts (63865)

1714 days ago

Lol I have been betrayed by chipmunks I’m sorry for stealing ur nuts

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