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Are you alive? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2019-03-11 - 8,699 taken - User Rating: 2.7 of 5 - 6 votes - 16 people like it

Sometimes we forget if we are alive. Well, here is a quiz for those times!

1

Do you have a pulse? And if so, how strong?

No. I don’t have a pulse.
Yes! I have a strong pulse!
Yeah... it’s normal I guess...
I guess but it’s pretty weak.
THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

2

What does your complexion look like?

Blue-ish white.
Healthy
Normal
Pale
The heck

3

How’s life?

What life?
Great!
Okay I guess
It sucks.
Oh a normal question! I’m good!

4

What are your thoughts right now?

I don’t think. I’m dead.
What brand of toothpaste does Voldemort use?
I WANNA BE TRACER!
Why does everyone hate me so much!
Why is this quiz so weird!

5

What’s your favorite song?

My favorite song WAS if I die young
Pokemon theme songs. All of them.
Oh I forget the name but it’s by Ed Sheeran.
Bullet by Hollywood Undead.
Oh it’s an early 2000’s song.

6

What do people label you as?

Dead
Geek
Normal
Emo
Stubborn

7

Favorite color?

Black; it’s all I see.
Yellow; the color of lightning.
Blue; a lot of people like that color.
Red; it’s the color of blood.
I like green.

8

When do you normally fall asleep?

I’m always asleep.
8:30
9:30
I don’t.
Normal time.

9

Why are you living?

I’m not.
So I can enjoy my fandoms.
So I can grow up and get a job
I don’t know....
Because I am?

10

And finally, what does your room look like?

It’s small, body sized, and dark.
It’s pretty nice, fandom posters all over the walls.
Good. It has a bed, a closet/dresser/both, and all my other necessities.
Black and gray and red.
Normal?

Comments (5)

why (84386)

95 days ago

lol

what (84386)

116 days ago

what the what

Hello fello lolipops (84386)

116 days ago

I love this test it's amazing

Nemo (09533)

211 days ago

I like to boogie with my hair on fire, yes please, sir, I certainly will accept your terms and conditions on the condition that you do not converse with the devil because he is not my friend. No Sir! Not at all, he does not come to my bed and play with my fiddle- I have a violin too, if you should like to know?

Got to bed, you useless waste of space.

bobgirl (36827)

1536 days ago

I'd like to restart this quiz and purpusely be dead as I am not dead but my soul is

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