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Which Useless, Meaningless, Worthless Quiz Should You Take?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2019-09-20 - 1,657 taken

Never taken a single quiz in your life and are confused which kind to take? Taken all the quizzes and no longer know what to do with your life? Are bored beyond belief and want random strangers to tell you what to do next? Well, with advanced technology, we can tell you which quiz you should take!

1

Let's begin with the classic quiz question: What's your favorite color?

Red
...um...blue I guess? Wait...maybe yellow...or purple?
Black or gray
Sigh...this quiz is already stupid...
Rainbow!

2

If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Anything I can eat with my hands. Or off my partner's body.
...uh...that's not fair! I love fruit salads and Thanksgiving dinner and everything from taco bell...
Your soul.
Take out.
Cupcakes!

3

How would you describe your clothing style?

Ugh, I don't care about style. I wear what I want.
Short shorts, tops showing off my cleavage/package, anything revealing.
Casual...well, quirky casual...but I can dress up too...business quirky casual with a dash of sophistication?
Sweatpants, sweatshirts, a pair of sneakers from high school.
Anything colorful!

4

What would your friends say is your strongest trait?

I don't have any friends.
Sexy
Bright, happy, and glowing!
Ooh! They'd say I'm kind. And cool. And a good friend. I have annoying habits, but who doesn't, right? Maybe a little indecisive...
Why do you want to know? Who did you talk to?

5

What would a perfect night out look like for you?

Staring into my phone at another website and NOT taking this quiz...
Night out? We never leave the bedroom.
I really prefer Netflix and chill. Alone.
We play dress up! Then go dancing along the beach and get ice cream with rainbow sprinkles!
Well, it's totally up to you. I really don't care what we do as long as I'm with you.

6

What's your dream job?

Fairy Princess!
I prefer being unemployed.
A writer. Or marine biologist. Or CEO of my own company.
A porn star starring as an unemployed fairy princess CEO! How's that, loser?
Porn Star.

7

How do you feel about money?

Love it. I spend it all on toys. (Wink, wink.)
I mean, it's the world's curse...but I need it to survive...not worrying about rent is nice, but I also like to treat myself once in a while...
It's cool. But it's too much work to get.
All I need is my magic wand!
I FEEL this has nothing to do with anything.

8

How many kids do you want/have?

Kids are cool. I play Super Mario Kart with that neighbor kid a lot.
No kids. Ever.
I'm not sure if I want kids... Well, I always wanted two, a boy and a girl...I'd have the girl first, then...no, no the boy first...maybe I'll have three...
I want 7 kids!
Accidents happen, who knows?

9

What animal do you identify with most?

A rabbit. For obvious reasons. (nudge, nudge)
A sloth.
A Unicorn!
...huh...I suppose an eagle...maybe a turtle...or a cat...
An idontgivadam. Very rare beast.

10

Lastly, another classic: How would you rate this quiz on a scale of 1 to 10?

I don't know.
10!
Gee, it was soooo technologically advanced! How about a 0?
An 9! Or...well, maybe a 7 because it was kinda weird...but I did have fun, so...an 8?
69.

Comments (1)

Indecisive (02998)

1000 days ago

Who am I, really? I dont know. All I know is Im crazy :D

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