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What are you doing? Are you typing random searches into google? Are you checking your mail for the 10th time today? Are you the only one on yahoo messenger right now? Have you been you wandering aimlessly around the internet all day, getting up only to go to the bathroom? Sounds like you have nothing better to do than take this quiz! It's totally random, but, be sure to give true answers about yourself, if you want your personality analyzed accurately! Now stop delaying! Take the funny quiz!

1

What if a Kung Fu chicken knocked on your door at 3:00 am in the morning and threw a deck of playing cards in your face for no reason and then ran away?

I would yawn, go back inside, and think I was having a dream.
I would pull off my sock and put it in the refrigerator while laughing hysterically.
I would chase the chicken down the road until I could hit him back!
I would wonder how a chicken knew Kung Fu, and I would ask him to teach me!

2

If you were jogging down the road one day and someone decided to pull off your purple wig and wear it, what would you do?

I would say, "You like my wig, don't you?" "Keep it." "I'll get another one."
"Boolalaa!" "That is why ahahahahaha!" and then she smiled at the banana.
you would say, "Please hand that right back, I have lice, you know!"
Knock out their teeth and take back my wig!

3

If the world was being taken over by an intelligent race of flying blue pigs, what would you do?

I would think up a creative strategy to manipulate them, turn them against each other, and defeat them.
I would submit to their will. How could I stop a race of intelligent pigs anyway? With food?
I would fight them till every last one was dead or surrendered!
I would become their leader, and I would make things like using the bathroom, talking, or being alive illegal.

4

If your teacher told you that using the bathroom was best done in public, what would you do?

I would violently force her to use the bathroom in public, or in the classroom.
I would stand on top of my desk and rip my ear off and chew it up and throw it in the teacher's face.
I would say, "I'm pretty sure most people need privacy when going to the bathroom."
I would say, "Gee, I didn't know that," and I would use the bathroom in public from then on.

5

What if a duck walked up to you one day as you were sitting on a park bench and told you his name was Bob?

I would tell him to get away from me before he gets hurt because I didn't ask his name!
I would climb on the duck and say, "Giddyup, Bob!" and we would transform into dinosaurs.
I would say, "I didn't know ducks could talk!" "I learned something new today!" "Thanks Bob!"
I would say, "My name is Bob too."

6

If you opened your refrigerator and found a laptop sitting on top of the pie you just baked, smashing it, what would you do?

You would call for a family meeting and ask everyone why in the world was there a laptop on your pie?
You would put the pie on your computer desk, and you would attempt to eat the laptop.
You would move the laptop off the pie, and bake another one.
"Oh no!" "My pie!" you would shout angrily, hurling the laptop to the floor.

7

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as...

the night sky, the ocean, blood, trees, cheese, peas, poolala!
snow!
the teeth I knocked out of that smart mouthed person that decided to mess with me the other day.
the color white could be.

8

If it was impossible to be alive, what would you do instead?

get a sword and fight the grim reaper to the death.
die.
be alive using my magic yellow toilet pendant my mom gave me for my un-birthday.
I really don't know, for I wouldn't exist.

9

If you were forced to change you name to Alice, what would you do?

I would change my name to Alice.
I would pretend to change my name to Alice.
I would kill everybody in the world named Alice.
I would chase the white rabbit, and have tea with the mad-hatter, and anger the queen.

10

If you were walking down the road, and suddenly, your left eyeball fell out and got rolled over by an 18-wheler, what would you do?

I would say, "What a shame!" "I had such a beautiful (hazel) eye!"
I would cry my right out, and have a glass eye put in place of the left one.
I would run into the middle of the street and slurp up the smashed eye juice and continue walking down the road.
I would get a knife and cut out the eyes of every 18-wheeler driver.

11

If there was a bright red door at your school that said, "Danger!" "Do not enter!" what would you do?

I would ask someone what was behind the door, and maybe take a peek.
I would continue walking and not look in that direction again.
I would get a sledge hammer and a computer and place them on the floor by door and run to the core of the earth and say, "MORE!"
I would bust right through the door and hurt anyone who stood in my way!

12

What would you do if the creator of this quiz asked you, "What did you think of this quiz?"

I would murder them if I could find them.
I would give my honest opinion on the quiz.
I would say, "Why didn't the hen go with her?" Two were supposed to go get him, to really, don't, I mean hahaha chizzle!"
I would tell them I liked the quiz, even if it was dumb.

Comments (8)

Wolfluvr (20496)

134 days ago

I am nice funny talkative and weird. True. ......

*ugghhh* (63260)

627 days ago

I've been sick today and this quiz is not helping my stomach's condition. I get this quiz but it kind of didn't have answers everyone could say. Like almost everything I did I wouldn't actually do but was the closest thing I could think of. Sorry, it's probably my fault for taking this quiz but I feel worse. My whole house reeks of throw-up and diarrhea because all 5 of my siblings are sick. Sorry for all the detail,

-not a fan (sorry)

Peppa Pig (24445)

938 days ago

HUNGRY ARTICHOKES SAY NO TO BUTTER TAXES! BTW, I WAS LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF THESE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

LizardoTheGreat (05119)

978 days ago

AHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS AMAZING ALL HAIL THE BLUE INTELLIGENT PIG KING

Mwahahahaaaa (72523)

1032 days ago

Yayyyy I’m weird/crazy and brave/violent DEF ME

AddyNick (64291)

1434 days ago

A slightly disturbing question... but good/funny quiz, tho

Bruh (14684)

1619 days ago

The chicken knew Kung fu from kfc (Kung fu chickens)

Lys (23697)

1677 days ago

Hey awesomeness! Awesome quiz 💚💚💚

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