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Are the clowns out to get you?
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Are the clowns out to get you?

Do you see suspicious brightly decorated cars outside your house at night? Do you find random plastic red noses outside your house? You may be in serious trouble.........

Question 1:   Do you like clowns?
They're okay.
AAAAAHHHHH! Are they coming? No! Must hide!
I hate clowns. COME NEAR ME AGAIN AND DIE, CLOWN!

Question 2:   Do clowns like you?
Um, how the heck am I supposed to know?
Was that a squeaky shoe on my porch? God, I hear the knocking on my door! NOOOO! DON'T ANSWER IT!
Nah. After I chainsawed the first, they started to hate me. Now anytime one of the little @#$%&*'s gets near me...........

Question 3:   Has a clown ever attempted to hurt you?
No, what are you getting at?
GAAAAAHHH! THEY'RE INSIDE! THEY'RE COMING!
Yup. That was the one I chainsawed and left on the doorstep of the circus.

Question 4:   Have you ever shown violence toward a clown?
No, what are you, some kind of sicko?
No! I can't be seen by them unless I want to get killed! They're after me!
Like I said, I chainsawed the @#$%*&.

Question 5:   Wigwams.
That's not a question
THEY'RE ALLIED WITH THE CLOWNS!
Damn mamby-pamby wigwams.

Question 6:   Do you find random red clown noses on the ground outside your house?
No. What are you getting at?
Yes! I've hoarded them in the closet along with emergency rations and a sleeping bag. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE AFTER ME! THEY WANT THEIR NOSES BACK! TAKE 'EM!
Yup. 'Cept they're the clowns REAL noses.

Question 7:   Do you see suspicious brightly painted cars outside your house at night?
@#$% no! I mean, no.
YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Yup. I go out, slash the tires and key the piece of @#$%.

Question 8:   Do you like balloon animals?
Yeah! Those things are cool!
NOOOO! THEY'RE ALLIED WITH THE CLOWNS!
I pop them like I popped that clown's head.

Question 9:   Has your balloon hat ever suddenly gotton tighter around your head? As if attempting to crush it?
Um, no.
YES! WERE YOU THERE? YOU SAW IT DIDN'T YOU?
Nope. I kill the clown before it even gets a chance to make one.

Question 10:   What do you do to clowns when you see them?
Say hi and walk away.
RUN FOR MY LIFE!
Chainsaw the @#$%&*. PLEAD, @#$%&, PLEAD!

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