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What kind of freak are you? Quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2004-10-01 - 43,835 taken - 4 people like it

Have you always wondered about your freakiness? Is it really becoming a nuisance? Well, we can't help you with that, my friend. But we can tell you what kind of freak you are!

1

You're sitting in English, and your teacher gives you a writing assignment. You...

Start screaming, "AHH! WHY ME! YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS! WHAT DOES WRITING HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, ANYWAY!"
Get very excited and jittery. After all, you love writing!
Do nothing. Then you hear some kids groan, and you join in just for kicks.
Continue to write, "DIEDIEDIE" all over your spiral.
Start looking around the room nervously. You smelled something funny on the air in second period, and they could be after you!

2

Your teacher hands out a prompt and the requirements for your assignment. "Pretend that you are a cowboy on a cattle drive. A blizzard suddenly hits..." You...

Start to sniff the paper. What's that smell?
March up to your teacher's desk and demand that he tells you what this is all about! Huh? "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS STUPID ASSIGNMENT!"
Start thinking about how you're going to make this brilliant natural disaster kill off every single one of your cows. You hate cows!
Stare blankly at the piece of paper. You want to start writing, but nobody else is. Oh well.
Start researching cattle drives and the equipment on your handheld PC.

3

Your teacher gives you some class time to work on this assignment. You...

Try to shoot your teacher in the head with your slingshot.
Start to chew on your pencil. It's the new thing.
Work diligently. You're almost finished when some psycho punches you in the nose and takes your pen.
Ravenously search for your pen in your bag. When it's not there, you punch the nerd sitting next to you and take his.
Spray disinfectant on the piece of paper. You don't want to touch anything with germs.

4

Your teacher looks up and tells you to shut up. You...

Stand up and yell for the whole world to hear that it wasn't you talking. They're so stupid- they should have known that in the first place!
Quickly hide your slingshot. Curse you, Mr... what's his name again?
Keep talking. It's cool to defy the rules, right?
Start wondering if he was really talking to you. What could this do to your average? Your parents will kill you!
Don't even bother to look up. You know that he wasn't talking to you.

5

Somebody stands up and starts [loudly] lecturing the whole room on how stupid everybody is. You...

Continue your lecture. "EVERYBODY'S A PSYCHO BUT ME!"
Silently agree.
Tune them out. Then, the person in front of you turns around, punches you, and takes your pen. Hey!
Wonder if you really are that stupid. You dismiss this thought, and search for your pen. When you can't find it, you punch the nerd sitting behind you and take his.
Stare at them with a look of disgust.

6

The dismissal bell rings. You...

Have to stay after school to have a "little talk" with that idiot English teacher. How dare he?
Move out of the door with the crowd. If anybody notices you, they could find out your true identity!
Run out of the classroom to get a seat with the preps on the bus.
Stay after [voluntarily] to finish the assignment.
Saunter outside. There's no rush, you live in a ditch at the school.

7

The bus leaves without you. You...

Run after it, screaming. That moron bus driver!
Pull out your cellphone to call your parents... just like everybody else.
Hitch a ride with the Algebra teacher.
Don't care. You don't ride the bus, remember?
Start to worry. What will mommy do when I'm not home on time? What will happen if I'm left all alone at school?

8

The bus driver turns around, realizing that his bus is only half full. When he opens those squeaky doors, you...

Pretend that his head is a target... score!
Wonder where you're going to sit. Your normal seat is taken, and all of the other seats already have someone sitting there.
Are already home. You hitched a ride with the Algebra teacher, remember?
Try to get into the bus as quick as you can. You still want a seat with the preps.
Climb into the bus fuming. You proceed to tell the bus driver who's boss. The bus driver starts writing out a detention slip, but then he's pegged in the head by a rock.

9

The bus driver is knocked unconscious and falls out of the bus. You...

Are finishing up another project at home.
Gasp... but then blush because nobody else notices the strange fat man sprawled out on the ground beside the bus.
Laugh and run away. Someone could see me!
Start worrying about the poor man... and yourself! How are you going to get home? You forget to breathe and pass out.
Start screaming at the loser. He's so irresponsible to leave the door open!

10

Since somebody obviously has to drive the bus home, everybody nominates you. You...

Are creating another language, safely at home.
Agree to drive everybody home, after all of the preps glare at you. You then crash the bus and everybody dies.
Agree to drive everybody home. You're the right person for the job, and everybody else would crash the bus and everybody would die! You then crash the bus and everybody dies.
Put a curse on those stupid people, and then fall asleep in your ditch to the beautiful sounds of squealing brakes.
Agree to drive everybody home, after they bribe you with jellybeans. You then crash the bus and everybody dies.

Comments (3)

Cool kid Jason (54179)

1105 days ago

UGH😡 I GOT 100% NERD... I AM NOT A NERD!!!! HOW DARE THEY.

Talecia (60415)

1200 days ago

50% clone 30% paranoid 20% nerd 0% ragin 0% goth
now lemme me seeee hmmmm idek😊😊😊😊😊😂

It's accurate :O (05377)

1805 days ago

40 % paranoid, 20 % nerd, 20 % goth, 10 % clone, 10 % raging.
I AM REALLY LIKE THIS

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