The Mental Maturity Test
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The Mental Maturity Test

Have you ever had someone tell you that you act like an old fuddy-duddy, are just a baby in a grownup body, or otherwise just don’t act like your true age? Now you can see if they were right! Take this test now to find out what your mental maturity (or lack of it) actually is!

Question 1:Which of these sounds the most enjoyable to you?
Sitting by the fire, doing absolutely nothing
Being on my own, doing whatever I want
Going out on the town, soaking up culture and hitting the clubs
Reading or otherwise relaxing
Being pampered by family and friends

Question 2:Choose which footwear item you prefer from the list below.
Black sparkly shoes
Snoopy socks
Comfy athletic shoes
Slippers
Hot as hell knee-high boots

Question 3:Which of these would be your ideal mate?
Someone who likes me for who I am
Someone who plays like I do!
Someone who likes to work and play hard
Someone with dentures and a walker
Someone who won't get in my way

Question 4:Which film best describes you as a person?
Needful Things
The Perfect Storm
Gone with the Wind
The Matrix
Top of the World

Question 5:Which of these foods do you like best?
Salads/health food
A varied selection of comfort foods
Soup (so easy to eat)
Burgers, hot dogs and fries
Anything Mommy cooks for me

Question 6:Which of these colors do you like best?
Blue
Yellow
Red
Green
Black

Question 7:Which of these do you think sounds the most romantic?
Having a long chat about "The Good Old Days"
Being taken to a fancy club
Being left to my own devices
Being petted and looked after
Having a romantic dinner cooked for me

Question 8:Which of these games sounds the most fun?
Solitaire
Masterpiece
Monopoly
Noughts and Crosses (Tic Tac Toe)
Renaissance Trivia

Question 9:Which of these sports sounds the most fun to you?
Tennis
Shuffleboard
Cheerleading
Skiing
Ice skating

Question 10:How often do you go out at night?
Only when someone takes me
Once a month
Three times a week
Every day
Never

Question 11:Which animal would make the best pet?
Cat
Turtle
Dog
Gerbil
Care Bear

Question 12:How often do you have sex?
Once a month
Eww! I don't!!
Every day
Once a week
I masturbate

Question 13:You are:
Angry at the entire world
Spoiled
Original
Inspiring
Tired

Question 14:Which pastime sounds best?
Wailing
The Internet
Reading
Scowling
Slobbering

Question 15:Which is your favorite alcohol from the list below?
Gin
Anything...with a milk chaser
Whisky
Vodka
Rum

Question 16:How do you handle situations?
With skill and experience
By not moving, and saying how old I am
I really cannot be bothered
I use my sharp mind and a little technique
Someone else does it for me

Question 17:Which of these writing implements would you choose first?
Biro
Pencil
Fountain Pen
Paintbrush
Crayon

Question 18:Who do you admire most from the list below?
Mozart
Cliff Richard
Madonna
Andy Peters
Kylie Minogue

Question 19:Someone is breaking into your house. You:
Call the police immediately, then hide?
Call the police, then grab a knife just in case
Grab a knife from the drawer (After all, I can handle them myself!)
Shriek and cry for help
Hope I’m just hearing things

Question 20:Which decade was best?
1960s
1990s
2000s
1970s
1920s

Question 21:What's your favorite time of day?
Morning – I haven’t gotten tired yet
Evening
I don't keep track of time
Mealtime
Afternoon

Question 22:Which of these film genres do you like most?
Animated
Horror
Romance
Action
War

Question 23:What do you think of farting?
It's a bodily event that occurs every few minutes
Something that happens now and again
It’s a human necessity
It makes a great joke at school
It really smells

Question 24:If you suddenly felt a little dizzy, what would you immediately think the sensation was caused by?
The Grim Reaper
Too much milk
Caffeine
It’s just one of those things
Drugs

Question 25:Which of these TV shows do you like most?
Teletubbies
Saved by the Bell
Open all Hours
Casualty
Neighbours

Question 26:Which of these most accurately describes you?
Completely Happy
Complete
Completed
Completely helpless
Completely cool

Question 27:Which of these theme park rides would you prefer?
Roller coaster
I haven't been on any rides in years
Carousel
Ferris wheel
Choo-choo train

Question 28:Which is the most valuable to you?
Fun!
Loyalty
Happiness
Companionship
Retirement

Question 29:If someone were to mention temptation to you, which of these would you think of first?
Alcohol
A Threesome
Ice cream
Solitude
An old-age pension/retirement

Question 30:Finally, if you could be a flavor, which of these would you choose?
Raspberry
Spearmint
Fudge
Vanilla
Chocolate bar

This Quiz has been designed by Katrina Alexandre.