Are you a truly stinky person? The Bad Smell Quiz

When you are near people, do they tend to get up and walk away, with a disgusted look on their face?

When you are taking off your shoes, do the people around you faint, or even have fatal heart attacks?

When bending over to pick something up, does someone near you usually say, " What died?"

When hanging from the monkey bars, do small children drop like a spit bomb off the Empire state building?

Have you always used deodorant?

In P.E., or at the gym, are you often told to leave, because the owners keep thinking that they are under attack, by people with smoke bombs, and other smelly weapons?

Do people ever mistake you for a garbage can, or a toilet?

Do your underarms have hotels for the dirtiness under there?

If you tell someone they smell bad, do they often reply with, " look who's talking"?

Last of all, Do you think I smell bad?