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The Redneck Test

15 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2006-10-15 - 117,521 taken - User Rating: 3.4 of 5 - 418 votes - 18 people like it

Find out if you are a redneck, a blueblood, or just plain normal.

1

How many different animals live in your house? (if you have a tank full of little fish, count it as one)

2-4
more than 4
0 - 1

2

How often do you go outside without shoes on?

Don't wear them unless it's too cold out or I'm going somewhere where it's required.
Sometimes, like in the summer or if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.
Never.

3

Where do you like to go on vacation?

The beach or an amusement park
Gun-n-knife show or a car show
Martha's Vineyard

4

How many windows in your house have curtains?

Some have blinds/shutters.
All of them.
Not all of them...

5

If you have a dog, how much does it weigh? (but if you don't have one, think about how big a dog you *would* want)

0 - 20 pounds (small)
20 - 75 pounds (medium)
75 - 200 pounds (large)

6

What kind of light do you have over your dinner table?

chandelier
a ceiling fan/ normal light
Bud Light pool table light

7

How many of your bowls say "Cool Whip" on the side?

Why would a bowl say "Cool Whip" on it?
None (or one or two)
Most of them

8

Who tells your mom to watch her language?

I don't know, I never heard her swear.
No one, really...
Truck drivers... sometimes the cops, too.

9

How many of the appliances in your house have Clapper devices installed on them?

Maybe one or two.
None of them.
Most of them.

10

What is "paprika"?

A third-world country
Something like salt or pepper, I guess.
Seasoning.

11

What kind of shoes does your mom wear?

High heels/ expensive shoes
None or her house slippers
Sneakers?

12

How many cousins do you have named "Bubba"?

Maybe one, but I don't think I ever met him....
More than 3
Who would ever name their child "Bubba"?

13

How do you wash and dry your clothes?

Brand new high-efficiency washer and dryer
Washboard/ clothesline
Washer and dryer, sometimes hang up to dry

14

How many posters on your wall come from the cover of the TV Guide magazine?

more than 2
One or two from a magazine, but not from TV guide.
None/ no posters on wall

15

Which of these is something you like to do (or would like to do - pick the closest answer)?

Going online, hanging out.
Shopping, reading.
Hunting, mud bogging.

Comments (4)

Billy Bob (01197)

273 days ago

i got 73 but ima redneck i live in a single wide got 14 pit bulls my aunt tammy weighs 600 pounds but she had a heart attack and died playing football i put a good dip in and shoot at yankees and yell yee yee i hunt bucks i whittle sticks and throw them at city boys i drive a international harvester tractor and i crack cold ones and i do a whole lot more YEE YEE

Kate Yelkovan (86859)

1429 days ago

I got 53%, I don't understand which one I am.

-Kate Yelkovan-

Hal (86501)

1466 days ago

Out here huntin with service lol

Freddie's girl 5185 (42454)

2135 days ago

I'm a redneck baby.oh won't see my wearing shoes in the summer! Peace & Love to all of you fabulous fellow babes out there!✌❤

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