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Are you a stalker?

10 Questions - Developed by: Pralina Garmhanbach - Developed on: 2015-03-29 - 19,693 taken - 3 people like it

Ever wondered if you understand where to draw the line? Do all your friends think you are a creep? Find out the truth, right here, right now.

1

You're walking down the street and you see someone who looks interesting. What do you do?

Try to befriend them and walk WITH them.
Follow them down the street while taking a video of them. Maybe you can use them for a school project.
Leave them alone. You shouldn't talk to strangers.
Say "hi". It's only friendly.
Run straight home and research them online. If you find their address, you might show up.

2

You're walking down the street and you see someone's curtains open. You hear interesting sounds coming from the window. What do you do?

Walk away. It's none of you're business.
Call the police. Something's wrong in there..
Knock on the door. Nobody is answering so you walk inside..
Look through the window. You just can't help yourself.
Caught by surprise, you listen for a moment, then continue walking. This IS an odd neighborhood after all

3

How much time do you spend on stranger's facebook pages per week?

About three hours a week. You know who will post the funniest things.
None...
All day everyday. You know the people even better than they know themselves...
A couple minutes a day, if the page looks interesting.
What is facebook anyway? *Nervous laughter*

4

You see a new person moving in.. They look completely normal but you think they are hiding something. You are sure of it but nobody believes you.
What do you do?

Break into their house. Duh! You always knew you were destined to be a detective.
Leave it alone. It's not your business and you have your own life to take care of.
CALL 911! THEY ARE GUILTY!
Ask around to see if anybody knows anything.
Find a friend and convince them that you are right and start a secret spy mission. *Top secret, don't tell*

5

Lately, you've noticed that a boy/girl is attractive. Unfortunately, you are too intimidated by them to have a conversation. One day, after work/school, you notice they have left a spare underwear on the floor in the bathroom. (It's unisex) *I was just walking by-I can't just leave it!* What do you do?

Take it with you and sleep with it. It's almost like having them there. (Don't worry, they are clean).
Show all your friends but make them promise not to tell. (Even though gossip does happen)
Wear it for days, and never take it off. It's like having a part of them with you at all times.
LEAVE IT! IT'S GROSS!
Call after the person to let them know. (Why did you notice in the first place?)

6

If someone looked on your computer history, what would they find?

Your favorite recipes and cute animal photos.
People I have googled. It's not as bad as it looks. (crosses fingers behind back)
Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You don't want to know.
Nothing. You delete it every day. *he he he*

7

What is your worst fear?

Stalkers. (fellow or not, I'm not telling)
People going through your photos.
Your family dying.
People reading your mind.
I WILL NOT TELL YOU! (is this question supposed to be dirty?)

8

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

You can see through ANYTHING. *he he he*
Flying.
Turning invisible. (nobody could see you. Think of the possibilities)
Curing illness, and ending war.
Mind reading.

9

Describe your best friends.

Kind, sweet and lovable.
I know my friends but they don't know me. Shhhhh..
You never see my friends. They often can be found in jail.
I have no friends. * A single tear* (Who needs friends?)
Sly and mischievous. They would never hurt you, but can act without thinking.

10

Ok, last question before you get some answers. How would you describe yourself in one word? (Be honest)...

Sly.
No comment...
Kind.
Sketchy.
Unreliable.

Comments (1)

Potato! (56562)

1049 days ago

................. What?

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