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Class 101: A Guide To Zombie Survival

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This is a beginning course and is intended to affirm your understanding of the undead menace. So, with that said, let's begin!

1

What is a Zombie?

A half-man, half-beast monster that roams the fields on a full moon.
A pointy-eared man with a pitchfork.
Your neighbor Stan.
A dead person risen from the grave that eats human flesh.
An immortal that drinks human blood.

2

How do you kill a zombie?

Shoot it with silver bullets.
Burn it alive.
Destroy the brain.
Shoot spit balls at it.
Destroy the heart.

3

Is there a cure for Zombie-ism?

Yes. You can buy the antidote at Rite-Aid.
Maybe. It all comes down to a genetic level.
Yes, but you have to remove the infected body part.
No. Once infected, there is no hope.
Cure...? Who wants a cure?

4

Is the infection lethal?

Brains.... BRAINS!
I don't know.
Yes, but it has a 50% mortality rate.
No. The infection does not kill off the infected.
Yes. It has a 100% mortality rate.

5

Can zombies run?

BRAINS!
Yes. All zombies are Olympic sprinters.
No. The infection cripples their coordination.

6

What causes the infection?

Witch doctors.
You...
The devil.
Your mother.
A virus.

7

Can zombies talk?

No. Zombies are to dumb to speak any language.
BRAINS! NEED BRAINS!
Yes, but with a limited vocabulary.
Yes. All national spelling bee finalists are zombies.

8

What is normally used to kill a zombie?

Shotgun.
Baseball bat.
Shovel.
Ash trays.
Katana.

9

Is this method correct?

Yes. In all field tests it has proven to be superior.
No. It is very ineffective.
Heck yeah! It totally owns zombies!

10

Where is the stereo-typical place to hide during a zombie uprising?

Police station.
A pub.
At home in a basement.
Hospital.
Mall.

11

Is this method of survival effective?

Yes. Hey, it worked in Dawn of the Dead.
No. Almost everyone in a mall dies somehow.
Yes. It is full of supplies that can make life easy.

12

Assuming you didn't hide in a mall, where would you hide?

The moon.
A super market.
The country side.
A military base.
Chuck-e-Cheese

13

How long does it take for a zombie to rot away?

Never!
A millennia.
3 to 5 years.

14

Do zombies have super-human strength?

Yes. Field test clearly show a zombie has advanced strength.
Yes. Zombies have been known to totally own Chuck Norris with no problem.
No. They are as strong as or weaker as they were when they lived.

15

Do zombies feel pain?

Yes. Zombies can feel emotional pain.
No. Zombies have no sense of touch.
Yes. All zombies feel everything in their surroundings, including each other!

16

Can zombies climb?

Yes, but not very well.
Yes. All zombies are expert mountain climbers.
No. They lack the hand-eye coordination.

17

When turning a house into a fortress, what is the first thing one should do?

Brick up the windows and doors.
Hide in the attic.
Hide in the basement.
Run up stairs and destroy the stair case.

18

What is the best long range weapon to use against a zombie.

Bazooka.
.22 rim fire rifle.
Mortar.
Rock propelled gernade (R.P.G.)
Sling shot.

19

What is the best melee weapon to use against a zombie?

A crowbar.
A katana.
A battle axe.
A great sword.
A shoe.

20

What kind of food should you have during an outbreak?

Trail Mix.
Lucky Charms.
Energy bars.
Candy.
Canned food.

21

What drink should you always have?

Gatorade.
Vodka.
Kool-aid
Chocolate milk.
Bottled water.

22

What kind of transportation should you use during a zombie outbreak?

A van.
A pick-up truck.
A bicycle or a dirt bike.
A tank.
A car.

23

What secondary weapon should you have?

Grenades.
A pistol with a silencer.
A combat knife.
A sniper rifle.
A chainsaw.

24

What do zombies eat?

Cars.
Fluffy.
Your mom.
People.
You....

25

When will zombies attack?

When cows fly.
In two weeks when Umbrella unleashes them.
At any time. The threat is always there.

26

How strong is a zombie bite?

Stronger than a sharks bite.
So strong it can bite through Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Just as strong as when it was alive.

27

Can zombies swim?

Yes. All zombies are on the Olympic swimming team.
Yes, but not well.
No. They lack the hand-eye coordination.

28

In a zombie outbreak, what will be the dominate life form on Earth?

Humans.
Animals.
Zombies.

29

Can animals become zombies?

Yes. They eat tacos.
No. They die before they can turn.
Yes. Zombie animals are very real.

30

What is the best trait for a survivalist?

Fear.
Hate.
Determination.

Comments (2)

SleepyHead (11193)

745 days ago

Of course I passed the test hehe im so smart

WeirdPerson (11193)

806 days ago

Yay! I did it! I passed class 101

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