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Will you survive a zombie apocalypse?

15 Questions - Developed by: Killer - Updated on: 2014-07-15 - Developed on: 2014-07-06 - 14,799 taken - User Rating: 3.7 of 5 - 6 votes - 3 people like it

Some weird scientist woke up one day and thought to himself 'Let's create a zombie apocalypse'. You know what happened next, right? No? Yes? A zombie outbreak, ok?

1

The outbreak happens. What do you do first off?

Kill yourself.
Run around screaming 'MOMMY!'.
Stay right at your TV and just be lazy.
Get your best friends together and make a plan to survive, then gather supplies.
Gather supplies.

2

You find a weapons cache. What do you do?

Gather as much ammo and guns as you can possibly hold.
Get a gun and kill yourself.
Don't grab anything.

3

You meet a group of survivors. What do you do?

Pass them, but steal some stuff.
Blow them up.
Run around naked (random, I know...).
Join them.

4

One of your survivors get bitten. What do you do?

Tie them up until they convert and let them say their last words, then blow their brains out.
Shoot their brains out.
Run away.
Tease them, then shoot them.

5

You find a cat that is nice and has not been bitten. What do you do?

Kill it by throwing it off a building.
Keep it.
Eat it.

6

A horde of zombies run towards you. What do you do?

Run away.
Kill them (LIKE A BOSS).
Kill yourself.

7

You find a whole city that hasn't been affected yet. What do you do?

Leave it alone.
Live there.
Steal some food.
Run around the streets naked (soooooo tempting).

8

You find a survivor, but he is tied up. He tells you to help him as a gang of people tied him up. What do you do?

Let him free.
Inspect him for bites, then let him free.
Shoot him.

9

You find a Nerf Titan. What do you do?

Use it cause it hurts.
Shoot it.
Don't touch it.

10

The apocalypse is almost finished. There are still about 100 zombies left in the whole world. What do you do?

You shoot all you can find.
You take the journey home.
You find a zombie, then let it bite you.

11

50 left! However, now the whole of society has turn rogue and will steal food from whoever they can. What do you do?

Keep your food in a safe place.
Kill yourself as you cannot bear to see society like this.
Join a group of scavengers.

12

20 left! Society is getting better! People are growing food and life is getting better. However, a gang tries to kill you. What do you do?

Kill them.
Let them kill you
Run away.

13

10 left! You are finally able to live in a nice house! However, there are 5 zombies charging towards you. What do you do?

Kill them.
Let them ruin your house.
Let them bite you.

14

1 left! However, this zombie is a mega-zombie! It charges for you! What do you do?

Let it bite you.
Try and kill it.
Scream and gather up people and shoot it together.

15

The apocalypse is finally over, and you are the mayor of your town! What do you do to finish?

Lead the town until death.
Kill yourself.
Announce your retirement, your rich anyways!

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