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Will you survive a zombie apocalypse?

15 Questions - Developed by: Killer - Updated on: 2014-07-15 - Developed on: 2014-07-06 - 14,728 taken - User Rating: 3.7 of 5 - 6 votes - 3 people like it

Some weird scientist woke up one day and thought to himself 'Let's create a zombie apocalypse'. You know what happened next, right? No? Yes? A zombie outbreak, ok?

1

The outbreak happens. What do you do first off?

Get your best friends together and make a plan to survive, then gather supplies.
Run around screaming 'MOMMY!'.
Kill yourself.
Gather supplies.
Stay right at your TV and just be lazy.

2

You find a weapons cache. What do you do?

Gather as much ammo and guns as you can possibly hold.
Get a gun and kill yourself.
Don't grab anything.

3

You meet a group of survivors. What do you do?

Pass them, but steal some stuff.
Blow them up.
Run around naked (random, I know...).
Join them.

4

One of your survivors get bitten. What do you do?

Run away.
Shoot their brains out.
Tie them up until they convert and let them say their last words, then blow their brains out.
Tease them, then shoot them.

5

You find a cat that is nice and has not been bitten. What do you do?

Keep it.
Kill it by throwing it off a building.
Eat it.

6

A horde of zombies run towards you. What do you do?

Kill them (LIKE A BOSS).
Run away.
Kill yourself.

7

You find a whole city that hasn't been affected yet. What do you do?

Steal some food.
Live there.
Leave it alone.
Run around the streets naked (soooooo tempting).

8

You find a survivor, but he is tied up. He tells you to help him as a gang of people tied him up. What do you do?

Inspect him for bites, then let him free.
Let him free.
Shoot him.

9

You find a Nerf Titan. What do you do?

Use it cause it hurts.
Shoot it.
Don't touch it.

10

The apocalypse is almost finished. There are still about 100 zombies left in the whole world. What do you do?

You find a zombie, then let it bite you.
You take the journey home.
You shoot all you can find.

11

50 left! However, now the whole of society has turn rogue and will steal food from whoever they can. What do you do?

Keep your food in a safe place.
Join a group of scavengers.
Kill yourself as you cannot bear to see society like this.

12

20 left! Society is getting better! People are growing food and life is getting better. However, a gang tries to kill you. What do you do?

Run away.
Let them kill you
Kill them.

13

10 left! You are finally able to live in a nice house! However, there are 5 zombies charging towards you. What do you do?

Let them ruin your house.
Let them bite you.
Kill them.

14

1 left! However, this zombie is a mega-zombie! It charges for you! What do you do?

Try and kill it.
Let it bite you.
Scream and gather up people and shoot it together.

15

The apocalypse is finally over, and you are the mayor of your town! What do you do to finish?

Kill yourself.
Announce your retirement, your rich anyways!
Lead the town until death.

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