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The Best Zombie Survival Test

10 Questions - Developed by: Chue - Developed on: 2015-03-29 - 26,357 taken - User Rating: 4.1 of 5 - 11 votes - 11 people like it

I've seen plenty of zombie survival test/quiz out there and there hasn't been a realistic one or one with common sense out there. Everyone has their own opinion on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. I hope I can bring the most realistic test based on my weapons, survival, and common sense knowledge to the table about zombie survival and realistic options of what people would do or go when a zombie apocalypse happens.

1

How well are you prepared for a zombie outbreak?

No gun, moderate food, and an old vehicle
No gun, no food, no ride.
I have a gun, little ammo, no food but can get some, and low on gas for my ride
I have guns, lots of ammo, food, emergency kit, and transportation.

2

You see on the news of a zombie outbreak, what are your plans?

Bolt out the door immediately and find a rescue shelter or head to a military base and plead for help
Grab my guns, snacks, and nothing else. Traveling light and find a way to survive with or without others.
Gather up my essentials/weapons/family or friends and head out to get any other supplies cautiously then head to a trustworthy friend who lives in the country/mountains
Barricade my home and defend like crazy with or without family/friends

3

You are low in supplies/food and you come across a store that potentially have what you need but many zombies are roaming right outside of it and a few are scattered inside. How do you approach?

You approach it by guns blazing and taking the store by name! It will be a bit hard fought.
You or someone (if you're in a group) distracts the zombies one way and the rest goes in to take supplies or you alone will sprint back to gather minimal supplies/food quickly.
You pass by and hope to find a store that doesn't have zombies.
Tactically, quiet, and unseen and the same way out.

4

No matter where you decide to set up your base, how would you set it up?

Barricade the windows and block the doors
As long as I stay quiet and unseen then I don't need to do anything. Less activity, less detection.
I will have constant look outs as others rest or be vigilant at all times
Set up a 360 perimeter with ropes and bells to detect zombies as you rest.

5

A group of survivors approach you. They seem friendly but something doesn't seem right. How do you handle yourself?

Try to kill or harm them for supplies even though you might fail to do so
Ignore the group and proceed on with your way
Be extremely cautious and keep a good distance while being ready in case of a shootout but having a friendly attitude.
Welcome them with open arms and share what you have.

6

You know you will run out of supplies/food soon. What are your plans?

Stay put and realize it's your time to go.
Try to contact the military or anyone for rescue while you rationalize your food/supplies.
Be on the constant move and look for what you need town to town
Time to go hunting and live off the land

7

You come up to a few zombies and for some reason the only pathway to go is the pathway that they are blocking. However there are hordes of zombies not so far in the distance. How do you go about?

You fire your weapon into the group of zombies on the pathway
You kill the zombies in the pathway with knives and objects
You wait it out until they leave.
You make a run for it hoping to dodge them

8

Which gun would you have for survival or in case you need to defend yourself in an all out assault or defense?

AK47
Bolt Action Rifle
AR15
Pistol
Shotgun

9

You know there's a possibility you might end up in the woods or out in the middle of nowhere. Which place will you go get your needs if you're limited on time?

Home Improvement store
Grocery store
Military surplus(trauma kits/MREs/survival gear/)

10

You are under attack by swarms of zombie from every direction. You're low on ammo or have no gun. What is your plan?

Take out as many zombies as you can before you die
Shoot yourself
Choose your targets carefully with a gun or object and try to carve a pathway out of there.

Comments (10)

Sara (03580)

233 days ago

You are a Survivor! You have good knowledge and can hold your own. You may make wrong decisions from time to time but you never give up and you learn from your mistakes. The zombie apocalypse will be hard on you but you will come out of it stronger than before.

Shiroe (28180)

244 days ago

I got "truly a warrior" I am pleasantly surprised.

DumbSadClown (11193)

246 days ago

I am a survivor! :DDD

Maddie (60621)

574 days ago

it didnt have enough options

The saddest tomboy (19427)

821 days ago

I got you are truly a warrior ect

The happiest tomboy (45666)

1286 days ago

I am ten and I would survive with my brothers AR15 btw he is no terrorist just a military man 😐

Mine:
You are truly a warrior! You have great strategy and tactics! your strong but firm. You will survive if zombies did come!

fire flower fog the orange crescent of clockt (73489)

1469 days ago

how do u do that 123?

Not telling (76768)

1838 days ago

My results:

The Best Zombie Survival Test

You are a Survivor! You have good knowledge and can hold your own. You may make wrong decisions from time to time but you never give up and you learn from your mistakes. The zombie apocalypse will be hard on you but you will come out of it stronger than before.

Anonymous123 (42320)

1923 days ago

Certificate: Test results

The Best Zombie Survival Test

You are truly a Warrior! You have great strategy and tactics! You are not careless and always have a plan to make the best possible outcome of any situation. You are cautious but firm. You will find a way! You will plow through the zombie apocalypse even when it's chaotic!

sam (70462)

2033 days ago

i'm a survivor!!!!!!!!

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