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Shadow Hog's Test of Pointlessness

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IN AD 2005 TEST WAS BEGINNING.

1

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?

YES
I'M BAD
I'M MARIO

2

What is a man?

What you are now, dog.
A man is a male human adult, in contrast to an adult female, which is a woman.
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

3

What you say?

You are on the way to destruction.
Move 'Zig'.
You have no chance to survive make your time.

4

...?

...!
...
...: O

5

What is the color of Jim's big red gun?

Blue
Yellow
Green

6

Is this a quiz?

Yes
No
Maybe

7

Are you sure?

No
Yes
Maybe

8

Are you SURE you're sure?

No
Yes
Maybe

9

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

I'm not at all sure.
I really don't know.
Who can say?

10

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

It's inconclusive.
Kindly lower your voice.
Theoretically.

11

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Didn't you just ask me that?
You know, you repeat yourself sometimes.
Stop asking that question.

12

Let's do this!

Do what?
LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
...like Brutus!

13

Um... um, excuse me...

See? The mayor eats squirrels.
I believe you have my stapler?
I'll set the building on fire.

14

Say what again! Say WHAT again!

What?
One more God damn time?
No.

15

What question is this?

3
15
Pi

16

? siht daer uoy naC

.oN
.seY
.ebyaM

17

No clipping!

IDDT
IDSPISPOPD
IDLEVxx

18

ASL?

LOL NO
American Sign Language? What?
23, Female, California

19

What's taters?

BRU-SELL SPROUTS
TO-MAY-TOES
PO-TAY-TOES

20

What is love?

An intense feeling of affection, an emotion or an emotional state.
Baby don't hurt me no more
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE CD!

21

It's not a defect...

...it's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPERMAN!
...no, wait, it is. Let me fix that.
...it's a feature!

22

Who is this Superman?

A fictional character and superhero who first appeared in Action Comics #1 in 1938 and eventually became the most popular and well-known comic book icons of all time.
Come! Come and kneel before Zod! ZOD!
You'll find out, general, and when you do...

23

Want a new computer?

Build it!
Buy it from a store!
Buy it from your neighbor!

24

I'm really stretching for these, aren't I?

Maybe.
No.
Yes.

25

With a keen eye for details...

...I can die a happy, happy man.
...one truth prevails!
...it's a feature!

26

Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower!

MY CAKES WILL BURN!
This is illegal, you know.
Well exCUUUUUUUUUUSE me, princess!

27

If a tree falls and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

What?
No.
Yes.

28

Buried alive...

LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINS!
MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

29

Obligatory reference time! Who here probably didn't want to be mentioned?

Shadow Hog
Omega the Hedgehog
Ritz

30

Wow. Is this over already?

Yes.
No.
Wait, there are four answers this time?
Maybe.

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