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What Kind of Old Lady Will You Be?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2008-04-01 - 103,438 taken - User Rating: 3.5 of 5 - 173 votes - 16 people like it

Welcome to the Old Lady Quiz! Take this quiz to determine what kind of old lady you will turn out to be.

1

When you see a small puppy urinating on your flowers, you...

I don't have flowers, I have nude sculptures in my yard.
Run outside and kick it because it's doing it on purpose.
Chase it with a broom because dogs are vile creatures.
Smile and think, "What a cute puppy!"

2

If you could only hire one person to do something for you, who would it be?

A clown for my grandchildren's birthday.
A spy to see if my neighbor is really a communist.
A pool boy who wears a blue leopard thong.
A delivery person to bring me more cat food and kitty litter.

3

What kind of drink are you?

Crude oil.
A dirty martini with 8 olives.
Sweet iced tea or lemonade!
Milk.

4

What is your dream pet?

An angry monkey that will throw things at my neighbors.
A majestic tiger from Mount Ulu-Ulu.
A golden retriever.
Cats and kittens.

5

What kinds of drugs have you tried in your lifetime?

I've tried them ALL. In fact, I'm tripping right now...Free your MIND!
Catnip and painkillers.
Only one drug for me baby, and that's love. And sometimes opium.
No drugs for me! But I did get drunk once.

6

What would you typically have for dinner?

A roasted chicken breast with green beans and mashed potatoes with a piece of pie for dessert.
A Vicodin sandwich.
Strawberries, hot chocolate syrup, some Michael Bolton, and you.
Tuna, chopped liver, and fish juice.

7

What kinds of shoes do you wear?

10-year old slippers.
Combat boots.
Either my gardening shoes, or something flat and comfy.
Stilettos with feather pomp pomps.

8

What would be the most likely reason for you to go to the doctor as you age?

I need allergy medicine from all the cat dander.
Cancer and hallucinations.
One boob job, please.
I might need a hip replacement.

9

What's your Friday night hot-spot?

The animal shelter.
Bingo at the local firehouse!
A bar full of 20-somethings.
My attic so I can smoke up and watch my neighbors.

10

How/where would you like to be buried?

In the backyard where my cats are buried.
I want my ashes to be scattered over Vegas.
I don't want to be buried. My body will mysteriously disappear and I will haunt my house forever.
With my family, next to my husband.

Comments (13)

Helen (52238)

104 days ago

I’m 50% bitter hag and 50% cat lady

(-:-) what am i to u? (36435)

191 days ago

just read my name and you'll understand

Baxxry (35856)

947 days ago

you are a Sweet Grandma! You bake the best cookies in the world and spoil your grandchildren the way they deserve. You've lived a long, wholesome, and fulfilling life, and you will be lovingly remembered by your family.

Thats what it says about me guess its kinda true

gymnast (53204)

1033 days ago

40% sweet grandma
30% bitter hag
20% Dirty Old Woman
10% Cat lady

Deku-Chan (98040)

1226 days ago

No im 40% Dirty Old Woman 30% Cat lady 20% sweet grandma 10% bitter hag

Emma (62709)

1346 days ago

Yesss, I love being the nice grandma

🎂 (53122)

1534 days ago

Noooooooooowhy?

Lys (47767)

1622 days ago

Not a bad quiz, at least I liked my result but the other results could have been a bit friendlier! 💚

Me3 (53805)

1642 days ago

This says i am gin g to..
H E L L
😓😓😓😫😫😫😓😓😫😫😓😓😫😫😓😱🗿🔚🔚🔚🔚:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-) :-* :-* :-* :-
Help me!!!
It ' s a bit righabout how I am dirty

#BOOKS!!!!!YASSS (53672)

1937 days ago

me i dont like it maybe

felton t (73768)

1944 days ago

This quiz wasn't much nice

Ilinka (55376)

2068 days ago

Wooooohhhww !!!

Bhrinika Dau (37960)

2071 days ago

This test is not for children all it talks about is drugs

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