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Do You Want to Kill Spongebob?

10 Questions - Developed by: Alicia - Developed on: 2006-01-15 - 34,130 taken - User Rating: 2.7 of 5 - 6 votes - 11 people like it

Find out if you love the yellow guy with the square pants or if you want to see him dead.

1

If you saw Spongebob walking down the street, you would

If he waves at you, you smile and wave back but hope he goes away and doesnt come to talk to you.
Scream and run away, yelling, MOMMEEEE! ITS A WALKING SPONGE!
Just stand there and do nothing.
Come after him with a chainsaw. Its something youve always wanted to do.
Run up to him and hug him, saying how much you love him.

2

What would you like to kill the little walking sponge with?

Anything sharp, pointy and shiny.
Aw! Who could kill cute little Spongebob?
Something that will cause him a lot of pain, like a chainsaw!
No...I couldn't kill him...I don't want to go to jail...
I would just keep my distance.

3

What are you thinking about right now?

I'm so beautiful to me...can't you see...
What's that noise? *whips head around quickly*
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Killing that little sponge who thinks he's so cool cuz he has a pet snail and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.

4

Do you dream about Spongebob?

It was about eggs that looked like Spongebob.
What dream? It was a NIGHTMARE!
It was so cute... we were holding hands running through fields of starfish.
I don't have dreams.
I dreamed I was sawing him up into pieces with a chainsaw and stuffing him in a matchbox and sending him home to Mom.

5

How do you like this quiz so far?

It's all about Spongebob, I love it!
Ladeedodaa
Meh.
I like it, I guess.
It's all about Spongebob, I hate it.

6

If you saw Spongebob about to fall off a cliff, hanging on for dear life, you would...

Step on his hands so he falls to his death.
Call animal control. There's a strange unidentified animal hanging off a cliff.
Just walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.
Rush right over to help him, then take him to your house for hot chocolate.
Call the cops. Maybe they can help him.

7

Are you bored yet?

Whatever.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...*falls onto keyboard, asleep*
Yes! But I'll keep going just because I'm bored.
No! I love talking about Spongebob! I never want this quiz to end!
Let's get this over with.

8

You find that you have the Spongebob theme song stuck in your head. You...

Pound your head with a hammer until the stupid song goes away.
I'm so hot.
I like eggs.
Just try to think of another song.
Sing along! How can you resist?

9

Would you marry Spongebob?

Maybe...if I can't find anyone else.
Only if you paid me a five hundred bucks.
Over my dead body! *kills yourself*
Of course! He's so sweet. Plus he has that cute pet snail.
Who's Spongebob?

10

Finally, would you miss Spongebob if he died?

Maybe.
Whatever.
Uh...
Spongebob's dead? YIPPEEE! *jumps up and down laughing hysterically*
*sobs* Of course! He's so adorable! *sobs*

Comments (2)

sup dowg (47814)

481 days ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Victoria Vazquez (97563)

790 days ago

I feel so better letting my feelings out

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