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Do You Want to Kill Spongebob?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2006-01-15 - 34,183 taken - User Rating: 2.7 of 5 - 6 votes - 11 people like it

Find out if you love the yellow guy with the square pants or if you want to see him dead.

1

If you saw Spongebob walking down the street, you would

If he waves at you, you smile and wave back but hope he goes away and doesnt come to talk to you.
Just stand there and do nothing.
Run up to him and hug him, saying how much you love him.
Come after him with a chainsaw. Its something youve always wanted to do.
Scream and run away, yelling, MOMMEEEE! ITS A WALKING SPONGE!

2

What would you like to kill the little walking sponge with?

No...I couldn't kill him...I don't want to go to jail...
Aw! Who could kill cute little Spongebob?
Something that will cause him a lot of pain, like a chainsaw!
Anything sharp, pointy and shiny.
I would just keep my distance.

3

What are you thinking about right now?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.
Killing that little sponge who thinks he's so cool cuz he has a pet snail and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
I'm so beautiful to me...can't you see...
What's that noise? *whips head around quickly*

4

Do you dream about Spongebob?

I dreamed I was sawing him up into pieces with a chainsaw and stuffing him in a matchbox and sending him home to Mom.
I don't have dreams.
It was so cute... we were holding hands running through fields of starfish.
It was about eggs that looked like Spongebob.
What dream? It was a NIGHTMARE!

5

How do you like this quiz so far?

I like it, I guess.
Ladeedodaa
It's all about Spongebob, I love it!
It's all about Spongebob, I hate it.
Meh.

6

If you saw Spongebob about to fall off a cliff, hanging on for dear life, you would...

Call the cops. Maybe they can help him.
Rush right over to help him, then take him to your house for hot chocolate.
Step on his hands so he falls to his death.
Call animal control. There's a strange unidentified animal hanging off a cliff.
Just walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.

7

Are you bored yet?

Yes! But I'll keep going just because I'm bored.
Let's get this over with.
Whatever.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...*falls onto keyboard, asleep*
No! I love talking about Spongebob! I never want this quiz to end!

8

You find that you have the Spongebob theme song stuck in your head. You...

I like eggs.
Sing along! How can you resist?
Just try to think of another song.
Pound your head with a hammer until the stupid song goes away.
I'm so hot.

9

Would you marry Spongebob?

Of course! He's so sweet. Plus he has that cute pet snail.
Maybe...if I can't find anyone else.
Only if you paid me a five hundred bucks.
Over my dead body! *kills yourself*
Who's Spongebob?

10

Finally, would you miss Spongebob if he died?

*sobs* Of course! He's so adorable! *sobs*
Whatever.
Maybe.
Uh...
Spongebob's dead? YIPPEEE! *jumps up and down laughing hysterically*

Comments (2)

sup dowg (47814)

972 days ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Victoria Vazquez (97563)

1281 days ago

I feel so better letting my feelings out

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