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Would you survive a vampire invasion?

10 Questions - Developed by: nash - Updated on: 2007-02-15 - Developed on: 2007-02-02 - 49,611 taken - User Rating: 3.6 of 5 - 97 votes - 8 people like it

Ever wondered what would happen to you if vampires took over the world? Now is the chance to find out!

1

If a swarm of vampires just took over the world what would you do?

Run away
Hide
Gather up a team and barricade a house

2

If you had to battle vampires what weapon would you chose?

Hide!
A sawn off shotgun
The original vampire killing tool, a stake

3

What would you rather do?

Hide!
Fight
Protect as many of the human race as possible

4

Who would you pick to fight alongside you?

Van Helsing (the vampire slayer)
George Bush
A crippled Spanish man

5

What would be your secondary weapon?

An AK-47
Holy water (which can kill vampires)
A sausage

6

If one of your team mates was bitten by a vampire, what would you do?

When he turns into a vampire ask him to bite you.
Abandon your friends and run off into the night.
Clean the wound, but say if he turns into a vampire he will be the first to go.

7

What monster would you have on your team?

Werewolf (can kill a vampire)
Vampire
Tony Blair

8

How would you choose to enter Dracula's castle?

Walk through the front door and say Hello
Sneak in stealthily with your group.
Storm the castle, guns and blazing!

9

How would you kill Dracula?

Kill him with your Werewolf, stake and holy water
Shoot him
With your sausage

10

Did you like this quiz?

Yeah it was cool
It was rubbish!
It was ok. Now to eat my sausage

Comments (14)

INTO THE UNKNOWN! (25441)

236 days ago

LOL I WILL DEFINITELY SURVIVE.HAHHA XD

My name is hosey (88111)

654 days ago

I LOOVEE PIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LilHottz (83852)

764 days ago

Long live the almighty sauage

LilHottz (83852)

765 days ago

Amazingly funny best quiz everrrrrr

What's up (44128)

893 days ago

I'm a suvirior, but what y didn t they say garlic, doesn't that kill them to or is it just I myth

K K (95998)

900 days ago

Yeah i would survive, but why the sausage?

Trissa (09680)

900 days ago

You must have been hungry with all that sausage! Lol.

Zoei (06252)

920 days ago

I'm a survivor!! *Blasts Vampires*

MAM (75021)

928 days ago

Yasssssssssss I WILL SURVIVE😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Mehymenoy (60733)

946 days ago

I want a vampire boyfriend

Lusty 🕊 (08991)

992 days ago

If the choices were mine it would be guaranteed

J.M.S (86389)

1328 days ago

I WOULD SURVIVE!!!awesome...

NyoIshBoop (86988)

1353 days ago

I'll lend ya my spare sausage.. ;D

Night star mlp (21127)

1486 days ago

Guys if ya get atacked sorry bad spelling :/ if ya getting attacked just call me I will survive!!!!!!!!!😎

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