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Survival quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: Steve D. - Developed on: 2007-07-15 - 11,422 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 35 votes

Can you survive?

1

You hear growling noises. You:

Run in opposite direction
Find out what it is.
I can take this myself.

2

You're stuck on an island. You:

Hey a boat "Over here"
Find a way to make SOS in the sand.
Big deal I can swim.

3

There is a bear a few feet ahead of you, and there's
a knife in your bag. You:

Get the f@#$ out of there.
I'm brave I don't need a knife.
Use the knife to kill the bear

4

It's late at night and you hear a branch fall. You:

It's probably just a loose twig.
Find a different place to sleep.(to dangerous)
I can take this on myself.

5

How will you keep warm?

Kill a squirrel and use its fur.
I'm immune to cold.
Use leaves from the trees.

6

What will you use for food?

Bugs for protein
Nuts from the squirrels
Leaves (look at the giraffes they look damn good)

7

What will you use for drinks?

Any liquid I Can find.
River water
Clean lake water.

8

Where would you sleep?

I don't need sleep.
Under a tree.
In mud.

9

If you need help what will you do?

Make a smoke signal that people can see.
Scream at the top of my f@&? en lungs.
I don't need help

10

A snake bites you. You:

Wash it with salt water.
Suck out the venom and spit it out.
I won't die.

Comments (2)

Iz (87959)

123 days ago

Same, why was the forest ranger not mentioned.

Person (06742)

1305 days ago

There was a FOREST RANGER THE ENTIRE TIME?!!

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