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Survival quiz

10 Questions - Developed by: Steve D. - Developed on: 2007-07-15 - 11,540 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 35 votes

Can you survive?

1

You hear growling noises. You:

I can take this myself.
Run in opposite direction
Find out what it is.

2

You're stuck on an island. You:

Hey a boat "Over here"
Find a way to make SOS in the sand.
Big deal I can swim.

3

There is a bear a few feet ahead of you, and there's
a knife in your bag. You:

I'm brave I don't need a knife.
Use the knife to kill the bear
Get the f@#$ out of there.

4

It's late at night and you hear a branch fall. You:

It's probably just a loose twig.
I can take this on myself.
Find a different place to sleep.(to dangerous)

5

How will you keep warm?

I'm immune to cold.
Kill a squirrel and use its fur.
Use leaves from the trees.

6

What will you use for food?

Bugs for protein
Nuts from the squirrels
Leaves (look at the giraffes they look damn good)

7

What will you use for drinks?

River water
Any liquid I Can find.
Clean lake water.

8

Where would you sleep?

Under a tree.
I don't need sleep.
In mud.

9

If you need help what will you do?

Scream at the top of my f@&? en lungs.
Make a smoke signal that people can see.
I don't need help

10

A snake bites you. You:

I won't die.
Suck out the venom and spit it out.
Wash it with salt water.

Comments (2)

Iz (87959)

184 days ago

Same, why was the forest ranger not mentioned.

Person (06742)

1366 days ago

There was a FOREST RANGER THE ENTIRE TIME?!!

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