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The All-Time Survival Test

10 Questions - Developed by: Madeline and Danielle - Updated on: 2009-04-01 - 43,438 taken - User Rating: 2.8 of 5 - 240 votes

Stuck in the wilderness with your friend? Wondering what to do next? Test your survival wits with this quiz!

1

How did you get lost?

I was hiking and lost my way.
LOST? Lost? Lost! I'M LOST!
I got mad at my parents and ran away.

2

You find out you're lost. What do you do now?

Search for food.
Whip out your cell phone and start to text.
Build a nice, sheltered lean-to and start a fire.

3

You come across a brown bear. What do you do?

Run away and start screaming.
Curl into a ball with your backpack over you. (If you don't have a backpack.... too bad)
Make yourself as big as you can and sing, "The Phantom of the Opera" while slowly backing away.

4

You're searching for food and you find the following: a grub worm, a mushroom, and deer droppings. Which do you eat?

The mushroom
The deer droppings
The grub worm

5

While building a shelter, you disturb a wasp's nest. What do you do?

Run to a lake and jump into it
Start whacking them with a stick
Cover your head and start screaming, "I'M TOO GOOD TO DIE!"

6

So you're REALLY hungry now and you decide to go hunting. What kind of weapon do you make?

Bow and arrow
Spear and atlas
Blow darts

7

Your friend starts complaining. What do you do?

Shoot them in the head with your blow dart
Tell them everything will be OK
Tell them to shut up and to find food

8

So it starts to rain. What do you do?

Build a rain catcher and get in your shelter
Take off all your clothes. "Finally, a shower!"
Or get into a mud fight with your friend

9

You hear something overhead. Is that an airplane? IT IS! What do you do?

Run after and try to catch up-watch out for that tree!
Take a mirror and wave it overhead to reflect the sun
Wave your hands wildly and start screaming

10

You discover that you had a beer in your backpack all along. Do you drink it?

Definitely!
Well...I'm underage.....but.....YES!
No, of course not!

Comments (1)

you don't deserve to know (05371)

371 days ago

the worst thing you can do if you are attacked by wasps/bees is to jump into a lake. what you have to do is cover your face first and keep clothing on. cover as much skin as you can and assume the shape of a ball. this will protect your inner side of the body. remember that wasps/bees are not hostile creatures and they will only attack if you provoke them. in this sort of situation, running, hiding or fighting is basically moving yourself into check mate. if you are not interesting enough you will get by with minimal injuries and a story that you are living to tell.

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