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TOES!

10 Questions - Developed by: Aww! Kootchy Kootchy Koo! - Developed on: 2005-01-01 - 24,553 taken

Are you obsessed with toes? Do you like to play with your toes? Do you like to tickle toes? Do you like to kiss toes? Do you just LOVE toes? Take this quiz to find out.

1

Do you ever pick out the jam from between your toes? If so, what do you do with it?

That's not ALL I do! I pamper my precious toes (feet too) and put on toe polish!
I don't do that. I leave my feet alone. Their only purpose is to help me walk. That's all I care about.
I pick them out and flick them across the room.

2

What do you think of toes?

They are ok, I guess.
Toes are wonderful! They are SO CUTE!
Nothing much. They just toes. No big deal.

3

Do you prefer long toes or short toes?

Ohh! I can't decide! I love BOTH!
I don't really care either way to be honest. Toes just aren't that big of a deal to me.
It doesn't really matter to me. Either is ok.

4

If someone had six toes instead of five, what would you think?

I would be shocked, but then would get used to it.
I wouldn't really care.
Wow! You mean an EXTRA toe on each foot! Woah! Really! Wow! That be SO AWESOME!

5

You stub your toe. What do you do?

Oh NOOOOO! Not my precious tootsie! <<<Grabs peroxide, band aid, gauze, Q-tips, Neosporin, etc.
*Ow!* Oh well. It will heal. No use making a whine session over it.
*Ooo!* I better least put a band aid on it.

6

Do you like having your toes tickled or tickling other people's toes?

I don't like it.
Oh yes! More opportunities to touch other's toes! Just be gentle with my precious tootsie wootsies!
It is ok. I don't have to have it done or do it. If it is done, that is ok.

7

If you had to have a toe amputated. How would you handle the situation?

LOSE A TOE! NOOOOOOOOO!
I wouldn't care. I mean, I have nine other toes, so it really is no big deal.
It would depress me, but I would get over it.

8

You are clipping your toenails. You accidentally clip it into a circle instead of flat. Now what?

I would try to adjust it as much as I could right at that time.
*Gasp!* Nooo! Please noooo! I need to have this fixed right away! <<<Goes to professionals and pays big bucks.
Oh well. I will just fix it later when it grows out. Woo wee.

9

Someone is wiggling his or her toes. What are you thinking?

Toe wiggling is ok. Just hope the feet doesn't stink!
Awww! Makes me want to kiss them, cuddle them, squeeze them, and tickle them!
Ok, so the person is a toe wiggler. So, what's the point?

10

Finally, do you think obsession with toes is a little off-the-wall?

Yes! Sheesh! Man! They are ONLY toes!
Perhaps, but well each to his or her own.
What! How can there be ANYTHING wrong with it! *Gasp!*

Comments (3)

person (56148)

174 days ago

toes... 😻?😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻

Lisymel (38267)

259 days ago

I actually do have six toes on one foot ☺️💚

HeyImSkye (05977)

511 days ago

well now all i can think about are mai toes :P

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