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Do You Have Toes?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2005-08-15 - 6,325 taken

If you like to spit on ping-pong tables, this is the quiz for you!

1

What color are aliens?

No.
Toe Color
Green
The other color

2

If you woke up and found that you were butter, what say?

Glub
Whoa.
Toes, young grasshopper!
I would wiggle my potatoes

3

Can I send you a letter?

If you get caught ...
Okay
Only if it is about jam.
Sorry, I just farted.

4

What?

Okay.
How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?
What?
A limousine

5

Will a man give pajamas to pistol packing mamas?

Get me out!
Sometimes I see aliens?
And pink birdies.
What happened to the toes?

6

Wuzzup! (What is up?)

The question is ... what is down?
Is that up.
What truth?
Is up down? Is that it?

7

How do you say "I love you" in Hawaiian?

With a toe gesture.
I was in Hawaii once
I love you
Awinkidinkitukudukugoo ... yakakakao

8

What are these?

I don't think they are real.
Weird little specks on my eyes.
Toes
Guns, lots of guns.

9

May I strip during the play Hamlet?

Socks and all?
*stares*
I already did.
Hey, didn't I see that in a movie?

10

Well, my butt is pretty tired now.

There is no spoon.
Ew.
There aren't nobody here but us chickens.
Toes?

Comments (2)

Lisymel (38267)

1194 days ago

Hey author! Have an awesome day! 💚

One of the authors (54149)

1806 days ago

Comments still welcome in this 13th anniversary year.

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