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What are you immediately?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2005-04-01 - 9,953 taken

Take the time to take this quiz. It's good stuff.

1

What do you do when you see a man eating your dog?

You don't worry about it!
You hurt him.
You decide that's he's good.
You decide that he's a Jesus Incarnate.
You don't even like him.

2

How much social action do you take part in?

You protest against bad things.
You stop buying from bad things AND protest.
You send $20/per month to an Animal Rights organization.
You stop buying from bad things.
You pray to The Mother.

3

What do you think when you see a Zen Painting?

"That is one good Zen painting."
"I am Dutch."
"I don't like Zen that much."
"I don't really like Zen."
"I don't like Zen."

4

What is your favorite thing to do?

Mug yourself.
Small.
Eat.
Make things.
Eat meat.

5

How are you doing right now if I told you that you smell?

Sad.
Like a Rolling Stone.
Littler.
Cooler than me.
Like your dad.

6

Are you waiting for your ham?

I will eventually.
No.
No.
What?
Give me

7

What do you do when you watch TV?

You are not feeling good.
You think that you are sad.
You BECOME the TV.
You eat uncontrollably.
You get bored and then snored.

8

Are you already bored/upset by the quiz?

I am, Lao Tzu.
I am, I am.
There is a house in New Orleans.
There is always doubt in the believing mind.
I have no mind no more.

9

What is the difference between Belief and Faith.

Belief is Buddha; Faith is God.
Belief is nothing unfortunate; Faith is your career.
All is one (gun.)
No difference.
Belief is big; Faith is small.

10

What is the last question on your mind?

Where is that book I read in 1st grade about sumo wrestlers?
What ever happened to the IQ Test?
I can't believe this quiz had no Malcolm X.
Oh no.
When is star trek on?

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