Jayfeather's sarcastic comments!

Great, let's round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!

I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery.

Shut up, I'm thinking.

Yeah, fine, I'll run into WindClan territory real quick and steal some catmint! Good idea.

A sign of what? That he is a mouse brain?

Catmint! Always meowing about catmint! If you had your way, we'd fill our den with catmint and not have room for anything else!

When Mousefur starts acting nice and sweet, then I'll really start worrying.

I've got every throng from that bush in my fur, but yeah, I'm fine other than that.

You couldn't catch a mouse if it leaped right between your paws!

Yeah, it's so nice to see you, Twigkit...