Spongebob Quote/Episode Quiz!

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Do you know Spongebob? Do you know all the quotes? Do you know what episodes they came from? Then take this quiz!

  • 1
    Squidward: I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
  • 2
    Mr. Krabs: Attention all employees! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.
    [Pulls out a boot]
    Mr. Krabs: This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day.
  • 3
    SpongeBob: I guess I'll never know the real meaning of summer. There was a time I thought I knew, but that was a long time ago.
    Squidward: You mean this morning?
    SpongeBob: Yeah.

  • 4
    Patrick: [Crazy] If I can't have you as a friend, i'll have you as a trophy! I even picked out a nice jar for you!
  • 5
    SpongeBob: I'm MAD!
    Patrick: Me too.
    SpongeBob: Why are YOU mad?
    Patrick: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?
  • 6
    Squidward: If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

  • 7
    SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
    Patrick: Um... more time for thinking.
  • 8
    SpongeBob: Here at the Krusty Krab, you are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just give the word, and I'll throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?
  • 9
    [Squidward and SpongeBob believe they are on the verge of death]
    Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sorta liked you.
    SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.
    Squidward: What?
  • 10
    Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice.

  • 11
    SpongeBob: This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.
  • 12
    [inside SpongeBob's mind. ]
    Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
    SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
    Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
    SpongeBob worker: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
  • 13
    [about the butterfly]
    SpongeBob: Patrick, we can't leave that monster in Sandy's house. It might eat Sandy's other pets.
    Patrick: Or worse it might eat Sandy's pets.
    SpongeBob: No, it might eat Sandy.
  • 14
    Sandy: I'm a squirrel, see.
    [Points to a logo of an acorn on her suit]
    SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts?
  • 15
    [Mermaid Man is talking about his super hero costume]
    Mermaid Man: Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?
    [pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it]
    Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.
  • 16
    Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM.

  • 17
    Plankton: Just look at him. Square. The shape of evil!
  • 18
    Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension!
    SpongeBob: Me too! But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.
    Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension!
  • 19
    Patrick: This grain of sand looks very suspicious. And so does this rock! And I have some questions for this little piece of grass.
  • 20
    [trying to open the frozen lock on Sandy's tree dome, SpongeBob pulls hard and smacks Patrick in the face]
    Patrick: OW!
    SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick, but I can't open the door! The lock's frozen shut!
    Patrick: Here, let me try.
    [walks over and extends his arms toward the door]
    Patrick: Open sesame.
    Patrick: Well, I've done all I could do.

    (I love that face he makes!)

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