Armageddon Quotes

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"

"I just want to seriously say, I have a small fear of flying!"

"Oh gee lady I just came here to drill."

"I ain't gonna kill him."

"Chewey! Have you even seen Star Wars?"

"There's just five words I wanna hear from you right now..."

"Do you think anyone else in the world is doing the same thing in this exact same moment?"

"I give you 50,000$ a year in donation!"

"I know the Presidents chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together, and in a situation like this you really shouldn't take the advice from anyone who got a C- in astrophysics..."

"The person that finds it gets to name it, right?"

"I just wanted to feel the power between my legs."

"You can't just come around like this, court says you can't....."

"We call him Hound because...well... he's horny."

"Hold breath or lung freezes!"

"I know what it feels like to have your hormones pulling you in a thousand different directions..."

"My favorite dish is Haggis, heart, lungs, liver, you shove that all in a sheep stomach, then you boil it, that'll put some hair on your a**"

"Guys this is like deep blue hero stuff, of course I'm in."

"56 tickets in seven states."

"I've always thought of you as a son..."

"This is the earth, at a time when the dinosaurs roamed a mush and fertile planet. A piece of rock just _______ wide changed all that..."