Mean Girls the movie: Who said that quote?

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

"Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."

"Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!"

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

"It's like I have ESPN or something! My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain!"

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."

"I'm a MOUSE. DUH"

"Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color."

"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone."

"And did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every day in the projection room above the auditorium. And I never told anyone because I was SUCH a good friend . . "

"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"

"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..."

"One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
(at the beginning of the movie)

"Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?"