Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

"That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt!"

"Nothing like a homicidal lunatic preventing the search of a homicidal lunatic."

"Someone wasn't worthy."

"If I would just stop saving his life, it would simple things up so much."

"Now might be a good time for something heroic."

What is Spike's response when Buffy tells him: "What I want is the Spike that's dangerous. The Spike that tried to kill me when we first met."?

"Oh, sure, we'll decapitate Miss Calendar! Hey, uh, she'll be the first headless computer teacher at school. Think anybody'll notice?"

"Besides, don't care much for picket fences. Bloody dangerous."

"That's why our kind make such good dollies. Hard to kill."

"To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice...with pie."

"For God's sake, man! She's eighteen and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about!"

"Oh. Well, that makes me feel better about myself, worse about Giles...kind of shaky about you."

"This is an omen. It's an omen from some higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die! Oh, gosh!"

"No, I'm sure you looked really glamorous cutting up your face."

"Schoolwork on a Saturday with Cordelia. Add in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!"

" 'Look at my mask! Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans!"

"Just so we're clear, you guys know you're nuts, right?"

"Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. Because we just became as army."

"Okay, scenario. We bring Buffy back from the dead and she...tries to eat our brains. Do we...A: congratulate ourselves on a job well done..."

"You've got a world of strength in your heart. I know you do. You just have to find it again. Believe in yourself."