All Seven Seasons Buffy Quotes

'Is it me, or are you turning into a babbling idiot?'

'Okay, no shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers and definitely no lederhosen. They make my calves look fat.'

'There's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who you're going to be. Sometimes they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes, they're not.'

'I brought marshmallows! Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.'

'I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the "stay and gloat" that gets me every time.'

'Transform your pain. Release your past. And, uh... get over it.'

'You know what they put in museums? Mostly dead things.'

'I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter... Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!'

'I just think you're freaking out because you have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?'

'Stop touching my magic bone!'

'Oh Buffy. You really need every inch of your ass kicked.'

'Sunnydale. Come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.'

'I mean, when most people meditate they don't get extra skin, right? Because Clem should, like, cut back.'

'Because that's what I did. I stuck up for myself. The other day after class, I jumped him in the parking lot, and I slammed his stupid-ass insecure face right into the pavement.'

'Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexican.'