Charmed quotes

Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.

I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.

Wow you guys are really hopeless without Leo.

Phoebe we can't schedule vanquishes okay? Demon attacks don't usually fit in to the day planners.

The real world better start showing me some respect or I'm gonna stop saving it every week.

That is one desperate housewife.

Get ready for the unexpected that's rule number one in the Halliwell manor.

Call me butter cause I'm on a roll.

Prue get your astral ass back here.

I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass that way I can kick it myself later.

I'm all right. I'm all ... wrong! Oh my god! I'm so screwed. I was suppose to come back as a ghost not a ghost with braces.

Phoebe you know better than to scream in this house if there isn't a demon.

I'm going straight to hell, cause its got to be a sin to look this good.

It's your love that keeps me sane and whole and balanced.

This is either somebody's idea of a sick joke or somebody's working on a massive evil plan.

We may not be demons but were no angels either.

Who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are really fantastic. I should get the number for a friend of mine.

The very thing I've tried so hard not to be is the very thing I might have to become.

Guess I won't be watching the Osbourne's tonight.

And I thought my family was messed up.