Friends: Who Said That?

''If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.''

''You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance''

''No that was Jared. Wow. I haven't though about him in a long time.''

''All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill hole!"

''In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.''

''Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I *be* wearing anymore clothes?''

''I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name!''

I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!

Oh you know me, Babies, responsibilities, Ahhh!

What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're going to be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.