Friends Quiz: who said that?

"For now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me."

"Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler."

"Well, you could've tried... not kissing him."

"Ha, ha, my life's just so amusing."

"Come on, am I nineteen or what?"

"Well, let's see. This wallet belongs to umm... Mr. Pheebs."

"So hot, I cried myself to sleep last night."

"And please, oh please, keep my underwear."

"Monkey lover!"

"Oh, who cares, they still love me!"

"Okay, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich. What does that tell you?"

"First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up."

"And that was the Swedish national anthem, thank you for asking."

"I lost our mattresses."

"Oh, you know, I thought you guys meant like marijuana cigarettes... you know what I mean, like doobies. And I actually thought to myself, those guys are crazy!"