F.R.I.E.N.D.S Quote Quiz

You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH! MY SANDWICH!

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!

Oh, what do you know? No-ones going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!

You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?

You know, Chandler, in some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility. The most desirable women dance naked around you so you can make your pick.

What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

She's on the other line, gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back.

Oh yeah that's right. One time Ross and I were at a hotel and we got a late check out... Ross was so happy it was the best sex we ever had!

"Throbbing pens"? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.

Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."

Goodnight my Bing-a-ling.

You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

That's probably because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid.

My sister's having my baby.

Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.

All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That's you Rachel.

Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.