Shower Thoughts Part 2

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I had some amazing shower thoughts and now I want to share them.
So here:)

  • Place 10
    10
    How did we decide which animals were delicious and which ones were disgusting?
  • Place 9
    9
    Most people who tell you not to believe everything you read read it somewhere.
  • Place 8
    8
    The first word was probably something like "the" and that is boring.

  • Place 7
    7
    One of the most valuable pieces of knowledge you had as a kid was to not take candy from strangers.Who's the wise guy who made it okay on Halloween?
  • Place 6
    6
    Mickey is 101 years old but still sounds like a preschooler.
  • Place 5
    5
    The term "housefly" was probably invented by some idiot who left his door open and let a fly in.

  • Place 4
    4
    The literal definition of "breathtaking" should be some thing that suffocates you.
  • Place 3
    3
    Recycling is the laziest form of re-gifting.
  • Place 2
    2
    Food critics get paid to make people cook for them and then complain about it.
  • Place 1
    1
    Running is just jumping forward in an award pose.

Comments (14)

autorenew

583 days ago
I wasn't talking about you specifically. I used the name for the bad...Dragon... in a story I made up for my younger cousin and brother, and he was also used in a game and then Bob is really just used as... the scapegoat
587 days ago
Wait I’ve used Bob on this site before? Although you’re right he is used for pretty much everything. He’s just a convenient name.
600 days ago
Why is Bob always the scapegoat for literally everything you can think of?
601 days ago
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602 days ago
I have a shower thought. Though of course I didn’t actually have it in the shower.
American Indians had to figure out the poisonous foods, right? And to figure that out it would have to be at someone’s expense:
“Hey Bob, that looks tasty”
Bob got sick and died RIP poor Bob
“Whelp we really shouldn’t eat that should we.”
609 days ago
And normal, and pretty, and ugly, is all opinions/perspectives, and I think something else I forgot...
610 days ago
I had a shower thought.
"Strange" or "weird" is just a perspective. We can't truly say anything is strange or weird, because many people would disagree with us.
Shower Thoughts are also a perspective 😶😊
613 days ago
Omg yassssssssssssssssssssssssss THESE R SO GOOOOD
619 days ago
Oh my Shower thought thank you guys so much!This is the first quiz I ever made that everyone hasn't made fun of!((cyan))You're all so awesome!((ecyan))
622 days ago
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 These are so cool!
627 days ago
Lol its so funny i love it tyvm.
627 days ago
Omg thank you all so much for your support on this!I spent months thinking of and selecting the best thoughts.I am going to do a part 3!
628 days ago
OMG LOL THIS IS SOO RELATABLE!!! 😂I have thought about #6 too!!!!! Thanks for this great top ten list! It was so funny! Can’t wait to see more! ❤️❤️❤️
629 days ago
Actually your right! I agree strongly on place 7.